Basil ΘΔ
@skrambled-eggs.bsky.social
I'm illiterate stop texting me
Nouns: yote/triangle/creechur
Nouns: yote/triangle/creechur
Doubly-so if it's a Dodge Ram
January 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Doubly-so if it's a Dodge Ram
This is groundbreaking
December 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is groundbreaking
"But all my friends are on there"
No they're not. They're in their bedroom doom scrolling just like you. Go get coffee with them.
Bad social media platforms exist because there's demand for it and you are creating demand by using it. Just stop.
No they're not. They're in their bedroom doom scrolling just like you. Go get coffee with them.
Bad social media platforms exist because there's demand for it and you are creating demand by using it. Just stop.
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 AM
"But all my friends are on there"
No they're not. They're in their bedroom doom scrolling just like you. Go get coffee with them.
Bad social media platforms exist because there's demand for it and you are creating demand by using it. Just stop.
No they're not. They're in their bedroom doom scrolling just like you. Go get coffee with them.
Bad social media platforms exist because there's demand for it and you are creating demand by using it. Just stop.
Like dude I clicked your profile to see your taste in memes, not the end of your digestive tract. At this point I could probably ID people just by a disembodied image of their ass.
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Like dude I clicked your profile to see your taste in memes, not the end of your digestive tract. At this point I could probably ID people just by a disembodied image of their ass.
I'm dyslexic and stupid and when I first read this I thought it said "sewage" instead of "sage" and I was like damn now I regret opening Bluesky
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'm dyslexic and stupid and when I first read this I thought it said "sewage" instead of "sage" and I was like damn now I regret opening Bluesky