@skriminy.bsky.social
I showed you my toe beans plz respond 😥💔
March 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I showed you my toe beans plz respond 😥💔
I wanna scoop my uterus out like a pumpkin 🎃
February 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I wanna scoop my uterus out like a pumpkin 🎃
I’m only a one pump chump when I’m in the gym 💪 🥴 💦
February 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’m only a one pump chump when I’m in the gym 💪 🥴 💦
Lifted truck drivers act like they have a BJ from their cousin waiting at home
February 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Lifted truck drivers act like they have a BJ from their cousin waiting at home
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✨ 🧚🏻 tax time 🧚🏻 ✨
~How Much?
✨ secret :3
~600?
🚨🎉JAIL🎉✨🚔
~How Much?
✨ secret :3
~600?
🚨🎉JAIL🎉✨🚔
February 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
✨ 🧚🏻 tax time 🧚🏻 ✨
~How Much?
✨ secret :3
~600?
🚨🎉JAIL🎉✨🚔
~How Much?
✨ secret :3
~600?
🚨🎉JAIL🎉✨🚔
Hangover
a fluffy cat is sitting on top of a wooden table .
ALT: a fluffy cat is sitting on top of a wooden table .
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hangover
Oh the irony in the US banning TikTok for “ties to China being a national security threat” and then everyone’s moving to an actually Chinese based app 😂
January 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Oh the irony in the US banning TikTok for “ties to China being a national security threat” and then everyone’s moving to an actually Chinese based app 😂
I wanna pull my teeth 🦷 out like that I bet it feels soooo good 😩
January 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I wanna pull my teeth 🦷 out like that I bet it feels soooo good 😩
When your head’s in the dirt, put your ass in the air ✊🏻
December 30, 2024 at 2:33 AM
When your head’s in the dirt, put your ass in the air ✊🏻
Best gift I’ve seen this year, you pull tissues out of its butt
December 26, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Best gift I’ve seen this year, you pull tissues out of its butt
Oh god Cubone found the shrooms 🍄 🍃
December 20, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Oh god Cubone found the shrooms 🍄 🍃
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Happy Gummigoo 🐊🍬💚💛
December 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Happy Gummigoo 🐊🍬💚💛
Beez in the trap 🐝
December 18, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Beez in the trap 🐝
Ya ever drunk Bailey’s outta shoe?
December 18, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Ya ever drunk Bailey’s outta shoe?
Ya ever drink Baileys outta shoe 🧌
December 14, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Ya ever drink Baileys outta shoe 🧌
I’m here to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty
December 10, 2024 at 3:40 AM
I’m here to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty
Answer honestly: did y’all find human Shrek handsome? Yes or no, quickly 🏃♀️➡️
December 9, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Answer honestly: did y’all find human Shrek handsome? Yes or no, quickly 🏃♀️➡️
I wonder what it would sound like if all of the accents in the world melding into one
December 7, 2024 at 10:46 PM
I wonder what it would sound like if all of the accents in the world melding into one
3 day old plain black coffee growing globs of bacteria🤢
December 7, 2024 at 10:44 PM
3 day old plain black coffee growing globs of bacteria🤢