Real nose real knows real nos.

Breaking Bad is sci fi

As a society, are we finally ready to go back to counting oral sex partners in our total body count?

Where have all the forks gone?
Long time passing.

The funniest part of the Mamdani/Trump press conference was when Trump was like, "he wanted a picture with the FDR portrait. He's a big fan of the New Deal, I guess? 🤷‍♂️ lol)." Like, this meeting was definitely the first time he'd heard of it.

Hallo "ween" the fuck away from me!

Just like how some people like insanely sharp cheddar or really dark chocolate, in my opinion now is the ideal time for hawk-tuah jokes.

The FPS of most books is really low.

What's that famous 6-word story again? "For sale: baby bjorn, never used."?

I can't believe after all these years that there's still no rule that says a dog can't play basketball.

If a horror movie has a sexy scene, I assume that the creator still has that teenage fear of getting in trouble for having sex.

I think it's a lot of fun to blame someone's stupidity on their shoes being too tight.

In caveman times, looking at a sparkly rock from different angles was the closest thing they had to video games.

Warhammer 401K

I can’t name all 50 states, but at least you can’t tell me about one I’ve never heard of before.