SkrumpBumpky
@skrumpbumpky.bsky.social
Actor, Musician, and sole survivor of the Oceangate Titan
Everyone, meet Stanshall 🥰
November 22, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Everyone, meet Stanshall 🥰
@foldablehuman.bsky.social Do you think the titular Henry from The Book of Henry would be an ape and super into crypto?
October 29, 2023 at 3:00 AM
@foldablehuman.bsky.social Do you think the titular Henry from The Book of Henry would be an ape and super into crypto?
*Did You Know Gaming Voice*
Did you know? Backstreet's back, alright
Did you know? Backstreet's back, alright
October 21, 2023 at 11:31 PM
*Did You Know Gaming Voice*
Did you know? Backstreet's back, alright
Did you know? Backstreet's back, alright
Joining a 5 person Minecraft server would fix me
October 21, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Joining a 5 person Minecraft server would fix me
Silly prank: Doing carpel tunnel release surgery on the first guy to fall asleep at the party
October 15, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Silly prank: Doing carpel tunnel release surgery on the first guy to fall asleep at the party
Just did a backflip, wasn't recording tho lol
October 12, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Just did a backflip, wasn't recording tho lol
The woke Post Malone would be called Post Orgasm Torture
October 9, 2023 at 8:20 PM
The woke Post Malone would be called Post Orgasm Torture
Reposted by SkrumpBumpky
Fuck yeah, hit me up top little guys
October 7, 2023 at 11:21 AM
Fuck yeah, hit me up top little guys
My favourite thing about The Beatles is that if someone asks "Do you think they explored each other's bodies", the answer is yes and we have proof
October 7, 2023 at 10:42 AM
My favourite thing about The Beatles is that if someone asks "Do you think they explored each other's bodies", the answer is yes and we have proof
This is the kinda shit I've been on lately
October 6, 2023 at 9:50 AM
This is the kinda shit I've been on lately
I hope everyone is having a wonderful day! If you're not, there will be consequences
October 5, 2023 at 4:18 PM
I hope everyone is having a wonderful day! If you're not, there will be consequences
I am the pigeon king. Never forget.
October 5, 2023 at 2:10 PM
I am the pigeon king. Never forget.
Sharing my favourite poem for National Poetry Day:
There once was a man from Cancun
Who dreamt he could fart to the moon
He flopped as a rocket
And shat in his pocket
And died in a toxic typhoon
There once was a man from Cancun
Who dreamt he could fart to the moon
He flopped as a rocket
And shat in his pocket
And died in a toxic typhoon
October 5, 2023 at 9:01 AM
Sharing my favourite poem for National Poetry Day:
There once was a man from Cancun
Who dreamt he could fart to the moon
He flopped as a rocket
And shat in his pocket
And died in a toxic typhoon
There once was a man from Cancun
Who dreamt he could fart to the moon
He flopped as a rocket
And shat in his pocket
And died in a toxic typhoon
The water meadow is looking beautiful today
October 5, 2023 at 8:39 AM
The water meadow is looking beautiful today
Entering AI prompt: Write an episode script in the style of Season 3 of Columbo, in which Detective Columbo investigates Jeffrey Epstein
AI: I'm sorry, I am not allowed to generate this prompt because it is too good
AI: I'm sorry, I am not allowed to generate this prompt because it is too good
October 5, 2023 at 7:46 AM
Entering AI prompt: Write an episode script in the style of Season 3 of Columbo, in which Detective Columbo investigates Jeffrey Epstein
AI: I'm sorry, I am not allowed to generate this prompt because it is too good
AI: I'm sorry, I am not allowed to generate this prompt because it is too good
Me: Yes, I like to be naked when I poo. So what? It's a free country, and quite frankly, what I do in the privacy of the bathroom is none of your business.
My Boss: That's true, but we'd prefer if you waited until you were in the bathroom before you take your clothes off.
My Boss: That's true, but we'd prefer if you waited until you were in the bathroom before you take your clothes off.
October 5, 2023 at 7:40 AM
Me: Yes, I like to be naked when I poo. So what? It's a free country, and quite frankly, what I do in the privacy of the bathroom is none of your business.
My Boss: That's true, but we'd prefer if you waited until you were in the bathroom before you take your clothes off.
My Boss: That's true, but we'd prefer if you waited until you were in the bathroom before you take your clothes off.
I am not "letting the demons win", I have entered into a mutually beneficial arrangement known as a "blood pact"
October 5, 2023 at 7:17 AM
I am not "letting the demons win", I have entered into a mutually beneficial arrangement known as a "blood pact"
Just a fan of this little guy
October 5, 2023 at 7:14 AM
Just a fan of this little guy
What is bluesky? Imagine all the people living life in peace youtu.be/cMjz9wr1WfE?...
October 5, 2023 at 7:02 AM
What is bluesky? Imagine all the people living life in peace youtu.be/cMjz9wr1WfE?...
My neighbour's cat looks at me like this every time I go outside for a cigarette
October 4, 2023 at 6:49 AM
My neighbour's cat looks at me like this every time I go outside for a cigarette
Whoever installed this bookshelf really fucked up
October 4, 2023 at 5:33 AM
Whoever installed this bookshelf really fucked up