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me? dongaga
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Avoidant flab-biscuit peeking it's head out from it's cave of smelly solitude to say hello (and breathe).
When he can't remember your date of birth but he CAN remember the day you're paid (*^▽^)/★*☆♪
June 18, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Lmao Egg and I slept in their garden yesterday and I was sitting in a chair like a fat dad and they lounged sunbathing with a bikini top on
Twas funny
May 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It's cute...
May 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Maybeetol
Someone back in ye olde days took one look at this guy and deemed This Things Cock Chafes
May 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I started playing Minecraft cos Klopfer likes it
2025 is bizarre to me, I may leave (at least the relationship/romantically) my partner of 10 years and my sister has cancer and I went from 2k of savings to £40 but have no material means it showing it
May 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Fucking hell lads sometimes you're so lovesick thinking about it makes you light headed ahghhg
May 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
We're depressed today lads
Depressed and alone
April 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
A kid with the cutest most cartoon dog I've ever seen asked me to retrieve their ball from the road today... I felt so happy to do it and get to look at the dog closer up
April 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Guilt is weird
April 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I’m better now I chilled out
Don’t look in the mirror after 1am
I know in the grand scheme of things it don't fucking matter but why tf am I so ugly
My skin is so bad dude and idk what to do about it
My pores are enormous cavernous volcanoes around my brow and nose and its all blotchy as fuck
April 26, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I know in the grand scheme of things it don't fucking matter but why tf am I so ugly
My skin is so bad dude and idk what to do about it
My pores are enormous cavernous volcanoes around my brow and nose and its all blotchy as fuck
April 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Look at it
April 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Beautiful day for a food coma
April 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I ate 2 handfuls of bran flakes and got liquid ass what IS the human body
April 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I miss him and I miss being drunk also
Gets drunk
Sobers up
Bf: "feel less drunk now?"
Me: sadly yes

Yep, i should watch it
April 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
You can't really prepare yourself for the twists life throws at you no matter how much you bury your head in the sand
April 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Me: *overeating sugary food*
Me: god im such an unhealthy failure
Me: *going through an emotional crash/grief*
Me: ah.. well it's still bad
April 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Gets drunk
Sobers up
Bf: "feel less drunk now?"
Me: sadly yes

Yep, i should watch it
April 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Nowadays every time I check my bank balance I cry
April 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM