My dad is one of those but fortunately my mother isn’t. Complaining about his conspiratorial bullshit has become a pass time between us

And our dog would constantly have burdock stuck to her skin :(

I’ve always thought raking your lawn and using pesticides to make it look uniform has always been so bizarre, but please still take care of your lawn… I used to have a neighbor who would refuse to mow their lawn when I was a kid and we couldn’t get anywhere near his property due to the ticks

GAMING in the CLINTON YEARS !!!!!!

I just killed Rawr in New Vegas. She had four deathclaw eggs in her. I have none in me. Life is just not fucking fair man