Festive Skutter.exe
@skutterdd.bsky.social
Owner/Operator of multiple successful doorhandles | Chaotic Perfect | ⬡-5571 | 36yo | they/it
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Once again, I am forcing you to gaze upon the original Bungle.
Oh it's Tears of the Kingdom because there three tiers of the map...
January 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Oh it's Tears of the Kingdom because there three tiers of the map...
If only I was about 6 feet shorter. I want a go on the blood roller coaster.
January 7, 2026 at 1:59 PM
If only I was about 6 feet shorter. I want a go on the blood roller coaster.
Here's my 2025 Body Wrapped.
Roughly 100 hypos.
2 life-threatening infections.
3 broken bones.
1 bone so broken that it's just fucking gone.
6 nights in hospital
A weird pain in my wrist when I wake up.
7 months in chastity.
One of those has been (and still is) fun. Otherwise, fuck 2025.
Roughly 100 hypos.
2 life-threatening infections.
3 broken bones.
1 bone so broken that it's just fucking gone.
6 nights in hospital
A weird pain in my wrist when I wake up.
7 months in chastity.
One of those has been (and still is) fun. Otherwise, fuck 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Here's my 2025 Body Wrapped.
Roughly 100 hypos.
2 life-threatening infections.
3 broken bones.
1 bone so broken that it's just fucking gone.
6 nights in hospital
A weird pain in my wrist when I wake up.
7 months in chastity.
One of those has been (and still is) fun. Otherwise, fuck 2025.
Roughly 100 hypos.
2 life-threatening infections.
3 broken bones.
1 bone so broken that it's just fucking gone.
6 nights in hospital
A weird pain in my wrist when I wake up.
7 months in chastity.
One of those has been (and still is) fun. Otherwise, fuck 2025.
Am I going out for Hogmanay? No.
Can I drink this year on the nuclear antibiotics? No?
Do I celebrate Hogmanay in any way, any year? No.
Will I kick off if I don't get a steak pie? Yes.
Can I drink this year on the nuclear antibiotics? No?
Do I celebrate Hogmanay in any way, any year? No.
Will I kick off if I don't get a steak pie? Yes.
December 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Am I going out for Hogmanay? No.
Can I drink this year on the nuclear antibiotics? No?
Do I celebrate Hogmanay in any way, any year? No.
Will I kick off if I don't get a steak pie? Yes.
Can I drink this year on the nuclear antibiotics? No?
Do I celebrate Hogmanay in any way, any year? No.
Will I kick off if I don't get a steak pie? Yes.
See if you're going to scam people and hack their accounts, try using different names each time you come back.
December 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
See if you're going to scam people and hack their accounts, try using different names each time you come back.
I have the best sister. Your sister is shite.
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I have the best sister. Your sister is shite.
Grapes change their name depending on how dry they are. There's a tipping point somewhere in the dehydration process that makes them start calling themselves Raisin.
December 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Grapes change their name depending on how dry they are. There's a tipping point somewhere in the dehydration process that makes them start calling themselves Raisin.
For the however-many-th yeat in a row, the only thing I'm looking forward to on TV this Christmas is @oswreview.bsky.social
Truly the Wallace and Gromit (and OOC) of Ireland.
Truly the Wallace and Gromit (and OOC) of Ireland.
December 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
For the however-many-th yeat in a row, the only thing I'm looking forward to on TV this Christmas is @oswreview.bsky.social
Truly the Wallace and Gromit (and OOC) of Ireland.
Truly the Wallace and Gromit (and OOC) of Ireland.
Okay so you know how smelling burning toast is a sign of a stroke? What does smelling coffee mean?
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Okay so you know how smelling burning toast is a sign of a stroke? What does smelling coffee mean?
It only just dawned on me how weird it is that we leave our socks out so that Santa can cum in them.
December 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It only just dawned on me how weird it is that we leave our socks out so that Santa can cum in them.
The silly thought that I had an hour ago before I picked up my phone. Please be as amused as you would have if I had skote that.
December 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The silly thought that I had an hour ago before I picked up my phone. Please be as amused as you would have if I had skote that.
I know we have a couple of weeks to go, but here's this year's edition of The Graph.
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I know we have a couple of weeks to go, but here's this year's edition of The Graph.
Me and the boys going out tonight for @tronknotts.bsky.social 's birthday.
December 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Me and the boys going out tonight for @tronknotts.bsky.social 's birthday.
The theme of the whole show was putting over new talent. The theme of this entire run was that Cena was going against everything he previously stood for. How else could it have ended?
December 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The theme of the whole show was putting over new talent. The theme of this entire run was that Cena was going against everything he previously stood for. How else could it have ended?
Hey all, I have a weird feeling that things may have got out of hand at some point.
200 days in chastity... It started as five.
200 days in chastity... It started as five.
December 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hey all, I have a weird feeling that things may have got out of hand at some point.
200 days in chastity... It started as five.
200 days in chastity... It started as five.
Charles Dickens was the original shitposter. Dude literally made A Muppet Christmas Carol without the Muppets.
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Charles Dickens was the original shitposter. Dude literally made A Muppet Christmas Carol without the Muppets.
I heard Deadly Premonition 2 runs way better on Switch 2, so I guess it's only massively disappointing in 299 different ways now.
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I heard Deadly Premonition 2 runs way better on Switch 2, so I guess it's only massively disappointing in 299 different ways now.
What the fuck these cowboys are riding entirely the wrong animal.
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What the fuck these cowboys are riding entirely the wrong animal.
Are there animals in the world of Pokemon? Like are there confused kids running around chucking balls at a cow wondering why they're not catching it?
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Are there animals in the world of Pokemon? Like are there confused kids running around chucking balls at a cow wondering why they're not catching it?
Forget about Whamageddon. This year I'm playing Never Permanent.
The rule: Go all month without playing 'December' by Neck Deep and thinking about her.
The rule: Go all month without playing 'December' by Neck Deep and thinking about her.
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Forget about Whamageddon. This year I'm playing Never Permanent.
The rule: Go all month without playing 'December' by Neck Deep and thinking about her.
The rule: Go all month without playing 'December' by Neck Deep and thinking about her.
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Wow I sure am calling a lot of videogame characters Isla lately. Sure that's nothing to unpack.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Wow I sure am calling a lot of videogame characters Isla lately. Sure that's nothing to unpack.
I'm got born 36 years ago.
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I'm got born 36 years ago.
After years of keeping a document of band names, it ended up being the simplest one that made me think "fuck, I need to do this one."
Hello, we are Eightskin!
Hello, we are Eightskin!
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
After years of keeping a document of band names, it ended up being the simplest one that made me think "fuck, I need to do this one."
Hello, we are Eightskin!
Hello, we are Eightskin!