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Im at the very busy grocery store
The aisle has a small puddle of milk on the belt
I think “man…which of my items is going in the puddle to make space”
Then a voice in my mind said “what if…you didn’t put any groceries there?”
And that’s how I know therapy worked for me
The aisle has a small puddle of milk on the belt
I think “man…which of my items is going in the puddle to make space”
Then a voice in my mind said “what if…you didn’t put any groceries there?”
And that’s how I know therapy worked for me
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Im at the very busy grocery store
The aisle has a small puddle of milk on the belt
I think “man…which of my items is going in the puddle to make space”
Then a voice in my mind said “what if…you didn’t put any groceries there?”
And that’s how I know therapy worked for me
The aisle has a small puddle of milk on the belt
I think “man…which of my items is going in the puddle to make space”
Then a voice in my mind said “what if…you didn’t put any groceries there?”
And that’s how I know therapy worked for me
Hahaha, kind of want to die. Haha.
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Hahaha, kind of want to die. Haha.
Got my revenge bedtime procrastination wake up alarms down pat. #whyarewelikethis
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Got my revenge bedtime procrastination wake up alarms down pat. #whyarewelikethis
I just remembered the time I said “Win Win” and speech to text translated it to “When Nguyen” and it still hurts my heart to this day.
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I just remembered the time I said “Win Win” and speech to text translated it to “When Nguyen” and it still hurts my heart to this day.
Morning people look down on non-morning people. Stop being elitist, it’s too early for this shit.
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Morning people look down on non-morning people. Stop being elitist, it’s too early for this shit.
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hey guys. i dont really have a use for this imag ei made atm. but it feels too important to simply abandon. one of you will need this in the coming days im sure #FFXIV
November 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
hey guys. i dont really have a use for this imag ei made atm. but it feels too important to simply abandon. one of you will need this in the coming days im sure #FFXIV
For the New York City folks out there unhappy, Florida is full. Go out west or something.
November 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
For the New York City folks out there unhappy, Florida is full. Go out west or something.
Getting older is graciously accepting being carded for a booze purchase with a big ol “thank yooouuu”.
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Getting older is graciously accepting being carded for a booze purchase with a big ol “thank yooouuu”.
I don’t have a huge audience, but I’ll say this anyway: Setting boundaries isn’t cruel, it’s self-respect.
September 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I don’t have a huge audience, but I’ll say this anyway: Setting boundaries isn’t cruel, it’s self-respect.
At my funeral, instead of pictures of me and my accomplishments I request a collection of pictures of my pets and my most cherished memes.
April 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
At my funeral, instead of pictures of me and my accomplishments I request a collection of pictures of my pets and my most cherished memes.
Being on your phone at a red light is cool and all but have you tried paying the fuck attention when the light turns green??
April 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Being on your phone at a red light is cool and all but have you tried paying the fuck attention when the light turns green??
Working onsite is crazy. You mean I have to spend more time with strangers than with my cat?!
#imissremotework
#imissremotework
April 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Working onsite is crazy. You mean I have to spend more time with strangers than with my cat?!
#imissremotework
#imissremotework
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we really need to stop saying “arrested” by ICE. the word you’re looking for is “kidnapped”.
March 27, 2025 at 7:41 AM
we really need to stop saying “arrested” by ICE. the word you’re looking for is “kidnapped”.
Empires rise and fall whilst I fold the laundry.
March 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Empires rise and fall whilst I fold the laundry.
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Hard to match the feeling of hearing “great game!” genuinely after trying to TPK your 3rd level party with 5 consecutive fireballs all in one turn.
March 2, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Hard to match the feeling of hearing “great game!” genuinely after trying to TPK your 3rd level party with 5 consecutive fireballs all in one turn.
Need the “cofveve” era to make a comeback with no known cure. Attack that brain will all your might.
February 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Need the “cofveve” era to make a comeback with no known cure. Attack that brain will all your might.
I know I’m late on this, but I can’t believe the people voted for Jeremy Jamm. The guy was complete scum. Glad Parks and Rec isn’t real.
February 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I know I’m late on this, but I can’t believe the people voted for Jeremy Jamm. The guy was complete scum. Glad Parks and Rec isn’t real.
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Single ply toilet paper is cruel and unusual punishment.
(Sorry for all of the doodoo content, it’s been a week.)
(Sorry for all of the doodoo content, it’s been a week.)
January 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Single ply toilet paper is cruel and unusual punishment.
(Sorry for all of the doodoo content, it’s been a week.)
(Sorry for all of the doodoo content, it’s been a week.)
As you get older, sometimes success is determined by not shitting yourself.
January 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
As you get older, sometimes success is determined by not shitting yourself.
My toxic trait:
When I have some drinks I like to hide important documents like my social security card (months in advance) in a place I couldn’t possibly remember when sober.
When I have some drinks I like to hide important documents like my social security card (months in advance) in a place I couldn’t possibly remember when sober.
January 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
My toxic trait:
When I have some drinks I like to hide important documents like my social security card (months in advance) in a place I couldn’t possibly remember when sober.
When I have some drinks I like to hide important documents like my social security card (months in advance) in a place I couldn’t possibly remember when sober.
Snuggleboy, tried to take a cute pic. This was the result.
November 19, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Snuggleboy, tried to take a cute pic. This was the result.