🔥 Sky 69 Blaze-it 🔥
@sky69blazeit.bsky.social
Trained in the art of botulism. Got bots? I lism.
Areas of Expertise:
- 69 and other sex things
- drugs
- more botulism
- swear words, like the "F" word ("fuck")
- skipping class (and breakfast)
- rocket science
- canned goods (with or without botulism)
Areas of Expertise:
- 69 and other sex things
- drugs
- more botulism
- swear words, like the "F" word ("fuck")
- skipping class (and breakfast)
- rocket science
- canned goods (with or without botulism)
Normalize speaking in third person
January 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Normalize speaking in third person
We don't know why squidward is the way he is
we don't know what happened to him
we don't know what happened to him
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
We don't know why squidward is the way he is
we don't know what happened to him
we don't know what happened to him
Trains: whales of the vehicle kingdom
October 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Trains: whales of the vehicle kingdom
The way to a woman's heart is through her diaphragm
September 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The way to a woman's heart is through her diaphragm
Probelm:
Don't Worry Darling
Solutnio:
1. Remove all spooky paranoia bits
2. now it's 90 minutes :)
3. make it not a simulation, just regular Utah
Don't Worry Darling
Solutnio:
1. Remove all spooky paranoia bits
2. now it's 90 minutes :)
3. make it not a simulation, just regular Utah
September 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Probelm:
Don't Worry Darling
Solutnio:
1. Remove all spooky paranoia bits
2. now it's 90 minutes :)
3. make it not a simulation, just regular Utah
Don't Worry Darling
Solutnio:
1. Remove all spooky paranoia bits
2. now it's 90 minutes :)
3. make it not a simulation, just regular Utah
The little engine that could
The little engine that couldn't
The little engine that fucking refused
The little engine that MUST NOT AT ALL COSTS
The little engine that couldn't
The little engine that fucking refused
The little engine that MUST NOT AT ALL COSTS
September 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The little engine that could
The little engine that couldn't
The little engine that fucking refused
The little engine that MUST NOT AT ALL COSTS
The little engine that couldn't
The little engine that fucking refused
The little engine that MUST NOT AT ALL COSTS
'y' is a math number
August 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
'y' is a math number
return to oyster
August 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
return to oyster
YES TODAY, SATAN!
August 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
YES TODAY, SATAN!
i wish teeth grew back
flesh-style (not shark-teeth-style)
flesh-style (not shark-teeth-style)
August 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i wish teeth grew back
flesh-style (not shark-teeth-style)
flesh-style (not shark-teeth-style)
My life is a matinee
July 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My life is a matinee
polycules
molecules
all-i-cules
molecules
all-i-cules
July 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
polycules
molecules
all-i-cules
molecules
all-i-cules
If a gen α or gen Z kid hates Pluto:
coast is clear. suspect harmless memes.
If a gen X or boomer hates Pluto:
they're probably just tired of ppl lamenting its demotion, it's chill.
If a millennial hates Pluto:
like *hates* it, expresses good riddance, hopes it gets shredded in the Oort cloud?
RUN
coast is clear. suspect harmless memes.
If a gen X or boomer hates Pluto:
they're probably just tired of ppl lamenting its demotion, it's chill.
If a millennial hates Pluto:
like *hates* it, expresses good riddance, hopes it gets shredded in the Oort cloud?
RUN
April 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If a gen α or gen Z kid hates Pluto:
coast is clear. suspect harmless memes.
If a gen X or boomer hates Pluto:
they're probably just tired of ppl lamenting its demotion, it's chill.
If a millennial hates Pluto:
like *hates* it, expresses good riddance, hopes it gets shredded in the Oort cloud?
RUN
coast is clear. suspect harmless memes.
If a gen X or boomer hates Pluto:
they're probably just tired of ppl lamenting its demotion, it's chill.
If a millennial hates Pluto:
like *hates* it, expresses good riddance, hopes it gets shredded in the Oort cloud?
RUN
Squeaky wheel gets the grease
Second mouse gets the cheese
Squeaky mouse gets the shoe
Second mouse gets the cheese
Squeaky mouse gets the shoe
April 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Squeaky wheel gets the grease
Second mouse gets the cheese
Squeaky mouse gets the shoe
Second mouse gets the cheese
Squeaky mouse gets the shoe
Jesus Christ Super Fungus
April 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Jesus Christ Super Fungus
I am a sex werewolf.
(Actually, all women are sex werewolves.)
(Actually, all women are sex werewolves.)
March 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I am a sex werewolf.
(Actually, all women are sex werewolves.)
(Actually, all women are sex werewolves.)
Mike Ehrmantraut is kinda a Mary Sue
March 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Mike Ehrmantraut is kinda a Mary Sue
My obliques could crunch a man's head like a kid who just got their braces off could crunch a gum ball
February 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My obliques could crunch a man's head like a kid who just got their braces off could crunch a gum ball
Mysterious black youtube link #3
people of blusky,
this video is very important.
does it have a title?
no
no sweet no
just watch it
I'm serious you will not be disappointed
people of blusky,
this video is very important.
does it have a title?
no
no sweet no
just watch it
I'm serious you will not be disappointed
youtube.com
February 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Mysterious black youtube link #3
people of blusky,
this video is very important.
does it have a title?
no
no sweet no
just watch it
I'm serious you will not be disappointed
people of blusky,
this video is very important.
does it have a title?
no
no sweet no
just watch it
I'm serious you will not be disappointed
mysterious black youtube link #2
happy valentines
happy valentines
youtube.com
February 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
mysterious black youtube link #2
happy valentines
happy valentines
yo
i don't want to die
i don't want to die
February 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
yo
i don't want to die
i don't want to die
Like shooting fish in a barrel?
More like: standing perfectly still while the salmon jump into your mouth
More like: standing perfectly still while the salmon jump into your mouth
January 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Like shooting fish in a barrel?
More like: standing perfectly still while the salmon jump into your mouth
More like: standing perfectly still while the salmon jump into your mouth
If you do a big yawn and someone punches you, do you, like, die?
December 31, 2024 at 2:45 PM
If you do a big yawn and someone punches you, do you, like, die?
our balls are brewing up a blow load as we speak #ourballsarebrewingupablowloadaswespeak
December 23, 2024 at 8:38 AM
our balls are brewing up a blow load as we speak #ourballsarebrewingupablowloadaswespeak
why the FUCK doesn't squidward wear pants
December 19, 2024 at 6:03 PM
why the FUCK doesn't squidward wear pants