Sorry I’m late. One of the padded cups turned inside out, upside down and folded up, and it became a whole situation.

‘Can’t you just give your cat the medicine directly?’ asks the vet nurse—wearing leather gauntlets, flanked by a second nurse with shredded arms—who just lost a battle trying to take a blood sample from my cat, now hissing and spitting like a possessed espresso machine.

Elon is self-diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, and he's the only person who truly deserves that outdated label—because Hans Asperger was a giant f***ing Nazi, too.

Get in loser, we're going crime fighting.

#batman #comics

Completely obsessed with these AI images being used to flog a Christmas table cloth 🤣

Honestly, I think I'm more of a Threads person. By which I mean more people talk to me on threads and I gained 148 followers over there overnight 😂

Comic book nerds, MCU fans and fellow journalists, reveal yourselves to me so I may follow you.

Fictional news editors in #comics. Love them, hate them, or just tolerate their yelling. Here's a ranking, rated out of 10.

#journalism
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Rereading #Transmetropolitan feels less like dystopian fiction and more like investigative journalism with better one-liners. #comics

The fact that writers can use various combinations of 26 letters to make me care about people who never existed and then destroy me emotionally by making them suffer is the weirdest, most unfair, and wonderful of magics

Notice me, Senpai @jim.chat

In retrospect, I should have announced my departure from Twitter so my four followers could find me here, too.

That first sip of coffee on a Monday morning, though.

Can The Onion buy Twitter, too?