What I wouldn't give to build a normal Star Wars loving community that can criticize without being an asshole to someone that likes that thing.

Dude, my grandma showed up at my work with a bunch of pictures of me as a kid. Something I thought I wouldn't have, because I stopped talking to my parents a decade ago.

You ever buy a gun just to flex on a president elect?

You tell me 'Turn Left'/
I know this isn't the way/
But I wish it were.

#haiku Title: The Lady In My Navigation App Doesn't Direct Me Back To Her Place

I've been here a while/
Just so enamoured was I/
By your disregard

#haiku Title: A Park Bench

You're a lot like jazz/
Great when I am in the mood/
But right now I'm not.

Haiku title: But At Least The Sax Was Great
#haiku