You're not an alpha male unless you walk around with a fanny pack filled with snacks, first aid kit, and menstrual products.

There had damn well better be a season 2 of My Lady Jane. Just sayin.

Okay, I'll be honest. I have no idea what I'm going to do with this account just yet. Still trying to figure out how this site works. People are saying that it's like a site whose logo used to be Larry the Bird, but I never really used that one either.