SkyHComedy
@skyhcomedy.bsky.social
UK based standup comedian
My life is a gender bent episode
The extreme left hate my jokes, The extreme right hates my gender. Fuck the political obsession where are my comedy lovers at
My life is a gender bent episode
The extreme left hate my jokes, The extreme right hates my gender. Fuck the political obsession where are my comedy lovers at
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SkyHComedy
@skyhcomedy.bsky.social
· Nov 24
Its been a good year of comedy. To celebrate the end of the year heres a roast comp and a clip from hot water(1/2)
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A brave soul speaking truth to power.
January 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
A brave soul speaking truth to power.
Nothing like having a growing distaste for the capitalist system than being made to stand on a train when you can see empty seats in first class
December 22, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Nothing like having a growing distaste for the capitalist system than being made to stand on a train when you can see empty seats in first class
If it wasnt for phones i would just be the autistic person that stares into space alot but because of phones im just a person who uses their phone alot and thats much more socially acceptable
December 16, 2024 at 9:34 PM
If it wasnt for phones i would just be the autistic person that stares into space alot but because of phones im just a person who uses their phone alot and thats much more socially acceptable
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out AI could do it way quicker
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out AI could do it way quicker
December 16, 2024 at 3:11 PM
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out AI could do it way quicker
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out AI could do it way quicker
The word of the month for me is emergent
For something to emerge out of something that is not necessarily its intended byproduct
For something to emerge out of something that is not necessarily its intended byproduct
December 13, 2024 at 4:26 PM
The word of the month for me is emergent
For something to emerge out of something that is not necessarily its intended byproduct
For something to emerge out of something that is not necessarily its intended byproduct
I followed destiny and now 5million destiny fan accounts have slowly started following me
December 8, 2024 at 9:44 AM
I followed destiny and now 5million destiny fan accounts have slowly started following me
I went to a funeral the other day and my mum got mad at me for what i said in the speech but it wasn't even that bad i was just tryna get crowdwork clips
December 8, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I went to a funeral the other day and my mum got mad at me for what i said in the speech but it wasn't even that bad i was just tryna get crowdwork clips
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Healthcare CEOs hate this one trick
December 6, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Healthcare CEOs hate this one trick
December 5, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I was at work and got a call from someone asking about a bedside table and she went "i just need the cheapest its only a rental, you know?"
No, i don't know, i am on £8.60/hr, i live in a rental. At least pretend you care about the tenants
No, i don't know, i am on £8.60/hr, i live in a rental. At least pretend you care about the tenants
December 4, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I was at work and got a call from someone asking about a bedside table and she went "i just need the cheapest its only a rental, you know?"
No, i don't know, i am on £8.60/hr, i live in a rental. At least pretend you care about the tenants
No, i don't know, i am on £8.60/hr, i live in a rental. At least pretend you care about the tenants
small vibrators are the best fidget toys
December 4, 2024 at 1:51 PM
small vibrators are the best fidget toys
If musk starts meddling in UK elections im gonna start protesting, thats where my line is drawn
December 4, 2024 at 12:21 PM
If musk starts meddling in UK elections im gonna start protesting, thats where my line is drawn
The person who holds views in complete opposition to my strongest beliefs feels just as convinced about their beliefs as i feel about mine, and they feel im as blind to the truth as i think they are, and everyones bias so no one can always say who's right
We are in quite the predicament
We are in quite the predicament
December 4, 2024 at 3:20 AM
The person who holds views in complete opposition to my strongest beliefs feels just as convinced about their beliefs as i feel about mine, and they feel im as blind to the truth as i think they are, and everyones bias so no one can always say who's right
We are in quite the predicament
We are in quite the predicament
Pizza place is 20mins late on my order so i called them and they accused me of putting in the wrong address when i 1000% did not and im very happy about it bc i am gonna request a refund bc by the time it gets here it'll be 40mins late. Free pizza
December 3, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Pizza place is 20mins late on my order so i called them and they accused me of putting in the wrong address when i 1000% did not and im very happy about it bc i am gonna request a refund bc by the time it gets here it'll be 40mins late. Free pizza
Hunter learned what every young man must learn. Always clear your history
December 3, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Hunter learned what every young man must learn. Always clear your history
Wrong answers only
If you were gonna destroy US democracy in the 1month time limit before trump does, what's your first 5 moves towards the goal?
(See my first 5 moves in comments)
If you were gonna destroy US democracy in the 1month time limit before trump does, what's your first 5 moves towards the goal?
(See my first 5 moves in comments)
December 2, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Wrong answers only
If you were gonna destroy US democracy in the 1month time limit before trump does, what's your first 5 moves towards the goal?
(See my first 5 moves in comments)
If you were gonna destroy US democracy in the 1month time limit before trump does, what's your first 5 moves towards the goal?
(See my first 5 moves in comments)
Kinda sus how when he doesnt have technological distractions he thinks of gay people
This is what he came back with after a week with his family and God— destroying other peoples’ families.
December 2, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Kinda sus how when he doesnt have technological distractions he thinks of gay people
Ima just start voting for whoever turns me on the most
December 2, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Ima just start voting for whoever turns me on the most
As a kid the worst part about being diagnosed autistic is it will become your mothers whole identity
December 2, 2024 at 3:03 PM
As a kid the worst part about being diagnosed autistic is it will become your mothers whole identity
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If you care about the NHS, please could you send me a virtual cup of coffee? I am finishing our next EveryDoctor MP briefing document today ahead of our meeting on Thursday and need all of the energy!! ☕️ 💃💙⭐️
December 2, 2024 at 11:07 AM
If you care about the NHS, please could you send me a virtual cup of coffee? I am finishing our next EveryDoctor MP briefing document today ahead of our meeting on Thursday and need all of the energy!! ☕️ 💃💙⭐️
I recently came out to my mum as trans and she's accepting but she doesn't fully get it.
She just referred to my chosen name as my "stage name"
if she was transphobic id be proud because that would've been a sick burn
#trans #lgbt #gayfrogs #usinghashtagsfeelsveryearly2010s
She just referred to my chosen name as my "stage name"
if she was transphobic id be proud because that would've been a sick burn
#trans #lgbt #gayfrogs #usinghashtagsfeelsveryearly2010s
November 30, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I recently came out to my mum as trans and she's accepting but she doesn't fully get it.
She just referred to my chosen name as my "stage name"
if she was transphobic id be proud because that would've been a sick burn
#trans #lgbt #gayfrogs #usinghashtagsfeelsveryearly2010s
She just referred to my chosen name as my "stage name"
if she was transphobic id be proud because that would've been a sick burn
#trans #lgbt #gayfrogs #usinghashtagsfeelsveryearly2010s
Regardless of gender if you weren't born into money the chance you could ever make it beyond being a local politician is small. If you really want to make change in peoples lives learn to not use teeth during BJs
#myforeskinalmostgotstuckinmyexesbracesandimtraumatised
#myforeskinalmostgotstuckinmyexesbracesandimtraumatised
November 30, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Regardless of gender if you weren't born into money the chance you could ever make it beyond being a local politician is small. If you really want to make change in peoples lives learn to not use teeth during BJs
#myforeskinalmostgotstuckinmyexesbracesandimtraumatised
#myforeskinalmostgotstuckinmyexesbracesandimtraumatised
If you're a Nigel Farage supporter just know i dont hate you, i have family who are also mentally deficient
November 30, 2024 at 6:33 PM
If you're a Nigel Farage supporter just know i dont hate you, i have family who are also mentally deficient