LOL. Yes, that would be quite a show, wouldn´t it.

"As part of this ground-breaking and cutting-edge re-interpretation of The Hobbit we will also be privileged to hear songs scored for walrus chorus, penguin, and during the famous Misty Mountains song - a cameo from the famous dugong basso profondo Le Grand Bleu!"

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"Are you the thief?"
"Do I know you?"
"No! Of course not. Is there food?"
"Yes, in the pantry, but - "
"Laddie, you better bulk up, it´s a long waddle to the Lonely Mountain, and there´s nae going to be much fish on the way."
"Mountain?!"
"Aye. And yu better be a better burglar hooman than yu look."

Not AGAIN. Damn it.

On that topic, a detailed cultural analysis of Die Hard as a classic Christmas movie by the UK´s very own Philomena Cunk.

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Made me remember this pandemic meme . . .

Very kind, thank you. ❤️ How many edits do you tend do you yourself?

I think I am on the fifteenth edit of my current novel now, after five years. Aaaaaaargh.

"Oh, look, a small wave."
"Yes. Wow."
"And that blade of grass, was that here last week?"
"I think so, yes."
"And that tiara next to the sign, that looks like it´s from the Louvre theft. Do you think that´s a natural occurrence?"
"Phil, you ask too many questions. Just look at the ocean, alright?"

And, like, neutral observers reported that Tyranids over-ran Central Park just TWO HOURS after he was elected Mayor! And everybody could of course see the paid Khorne Chaos Marines supporting him in every rally, waving signs of "Khorne for Human Rights". I mean, sheesh.

He bravely crowed after them, "Op, op, op, op, Oppa is Gangnam style, uh . . . Ayy, sexy lady . . . Op, op, op, op, eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh . . . " No. Shoes AND song didn´t work either. Les just couldn´t WIN today."

"I only dated that pharmacy rep once! OK, maybe twice. But she just took E and laid on top of me to zone out, that was all that happened, I swear!"

I used to live on Skye for a bit, and wrote some Samhain-based poems here on Bluesky yesterday as celebration. I still miss being there, so thank you for the reminder.