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90s sitcom apologist, avid thesaurus reader, and collector of fine shitposts
Easily bamboozled 🔥
She/her
Easily bamboozled 🔥
She/her
The sky did some fun stuff tonight in central Kansas ✨
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The sky did some fun stuff tonight in central Kansas ✨
My old man said be a City fan
And I said bollocks you’re a c*nt
(You’re a c*nt!)
Cuz I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan for just one minute
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan 😈
And I said bollocks you’re a c*nt
(You’re a c*nt!)
Cuz I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan for just one minute
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan 😈
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My old man said be a City fan
And I said bollocks you’re a c*nt
(You’re a c*nt!)
Cuz I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan for just one minute
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan 😈
And I said bollocks you’re a c*nt
(You’re a c*nt!)
Cuz I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan for just one minute
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan 😈
Me: Katamari is harder than you think, there’s a lot of strategy it isn’t just some rolly ball game
Also me: I MAKE MY CUSTOM COWGIRL GO WHEEEEE
Also me: I MAKE MY CUSTOM COWGIRL GO WHEEEEE
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Me: Katamari is harder than you think, there’s a lot of strategy it isn’t just some rolly ball game
Also me: I MAKE MY CUSTOM COWGIRL GO WHEEEEE
Also me: I MAKE MY CUSTOM COWGIRL GO WHEEEEE
I just want someone who looks at me the way I’m looking at the variant cover for Star Wars #6 2025
October 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I just want someone who looks at me the way I’m looking at the variant cover for Star Wars #6 2025
NEW KATAMARI TIMMMEEEEE
October 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
NEW KATAMARI TIMMMEEEEE
Daily affirmation 🤌🏻
October 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Daily affirmation 🤌🏻
Bar Bar? Jarbie? Cosplayers should run nations
October 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Bar Bar? Jarbie? Cosplayers should run nations
But for why
October 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
But for why
New droid dropped Star Wars fam
October 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
New droid dropped Star Wars fam
I accidentally watched a 3 hour long advertisement (??) for a streaming service today that was a dubbed Chinese serial drama and uhhh, General Huo the man you are. I would die for this cunty slut of a man
October 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I accidentally watched a 3 hour long advertisement (??) for a streaming service today that was a dubbed Chinese serial drama and uhhh, General Huo the man you are. I would die for this cunty slut of a man
Also one new kitten turned into two new kittens, things are spiraling out of control quickly (cat lady status pending)
October 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Also one new kitten turned into two new kittens, things are spiraling out of control quickly (cat lady status pending)
FINALLY got one of my last The Black Series wishlist figures 🙏🏻
October 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
FINALLY got one of my last The Black Series wishlist figures 🙏🏻
Kitty misses me extra hard on nights I go watch Kiddo #1 play in the marching band lol
October 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Kitty misses me extra hard on nights I go watch Kiddo #1 play in the marching band lol
Sometimes the universe’s animal distribution center has impeccable timing
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sometimes the universe’s animal distribution center has impeccable timing
Alexa, play #1 Crush by Garbage
September 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Alexa, play #1 Crush by Garbage
I STAY WINNING HASHTAG BLESSED I AM NOT WORTHY I AM CALLING MY 19 YEAR OLD SELF AND TELLING HER TO KEEP ON KEEPING ON
September 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I STAY WINNING HASHTAG BLESSED I AM NOT WORTHY I AM CALLING MY 19 YEAR OLD SELF AND TELLING HER TO KEEP ON KEEPING ON
I wasn’t ready to say goodbye, so I’m just hoping that doggy heaven has one hell of a lake for my water spud, Oscar. Save me a seat in the kayak, yeah? The handsomest goodest boy, I’m going to miss him so much. Eight years was not enough years 💔
September 13, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I wasn’t ready to say goodbye, so I’m just hoping that doggy heaven has one hell of a lake for my water spud, Oscar. Save me a seat in the kayak, yeah? The handsomest goodest boy, I’m going to miss him so much. Eight years was not enough years 💔
I desperately need to know who my mailman thinks I am, truly. This is just the latest in a long line of incredibly cringey shit that I’ve gotten in the mail
(Cringey shit being, of course, my absolute favorite kind of mail)
MARCHION 😍🔥
(Cringey shit being, of course, my absolute favorite kind of mail)
MARCHION 😍🔥
July 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I desperately need to know who my mailman thinks I am, truly. This is just the latest in a long line of incredibly cringey shit that I’ve gotten in the mail
(Cringey shit being, of course, my absolute favorite kind of mail)
MARCHION 😍🔥
(Cringey shit being, of course, my absolute favorite kind of mail)
MARCHION 😍🔥
HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES
June 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES
The modern day equivalent of falling in love with a stripper, BUT ALSO WTF he looked at myyyy profile? 😭🙏🏻 Sure I’ll sub your OF, beats actual feelings hahaha
June 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The modern day equivalent of falling in love with a stripper, BUT ALSO WTF he looked at myyyy profile? 😭🙏🏻 Sure I’ll sub your OF, beats actual feelings hahaha
Chesapeake Bay!
I’ve got a cold beverage, a gorgeous view (steeped in history 🔥), a marine tracker app to identify ships, and nowhere to be for two days
I’ve got a cold beverage, a gorgeous view (steeped in history 🔥), a marine tracker app to identify ships, and nowhere to be for two days
June 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Chesapeake Bay!
I’ve got a cold beverage, a gorgeous view (steeped in history 🔥), a marine tracker app to identify ships, and nowhere to be for two days
I’ve got a cold beverage, a gorgeous view (steeped in history 🔥), a marine tracker app to identify ships, and nowhere to be for two days
My love affair with Boston is for the ages 💜
June 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
My love affair with Boston is for the ages 💜
Today I learned that tarantulas have little paws like cats, including toe beans 🥹 LIKE HOW CUTE IS THAT??!
May 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Today I learned that tarantulas have little paws like cats, including toe beans 🥹 LIKE HOW CUTE IS THAT??!