I’ve been really feeling myself over on Threads, and usually I conduct myself with civility, but tonight I let myself post an “um actually” comment about the technical boundaries of the Appalachian Mountains in a stranger’s post because they excluded Maine and now I feel both ashamed and liberated

Before we end this call, I’d like to perform one final test to ensure that your cell service is active. You should have received two photos of my five-month-old kittens, the babiest goobers who ever goobed. The orange one squeaks like a door hinge and the other is completely fearless — one time sh

Somebody tell me when they make a bootleg Instagram so I can consume cat videos guilt-free, please.