Sky Witty Val
@skywittyval.bsky.social
The earnestness of a child in the body of a 50-something educator. I joined Twitter for Conan, but Bluesky is for me. As a little treat.
Put out our Valentine’s Day decorations, and for reasons, this year the Little People Cafe is being visited by the Rose family. Moira and Johnny are seated for the Sweetheart Brunch, while David and Alexis wander around in search of pastries and Wi-Fi. ❤️
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Put out our Valentine’s Day decorations, and for reasons, this year the Little People Cafe is being visited by the Rose family. Moira and Johnny are seated for the Sweetheart Brunch, while David and Alexis wander around in search of pastries and Wi-Fi. ❤️
Your Charlotte kind of favors our Iroh, but without his “nose booger” which is what we call his little brown nose spot.
August 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Your Charlotte kind of favors our Iroh, but without his “nose booger” which is what we call his little brown nose spot.
The clouds this morning over Tillamook Bay on the Oregon Coast were pretty dang cool.
August 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The clouds this morning over Tillamook Bay on the Oregon Coast were pretty dang cool.
The world is what it is, but our cat had a birthday today and the theme was bananas and it was joyful as hell.
August 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The world is what it is, but our cat had a birthday today and the theme was bananas and it was joyful as hell.
Iroh as a little smitten! Now he’s almost 4 years old!!
July 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Iroh as a little smitten! Now he’s almost 4 years old!!
Don’t forget to go outside and touch trees and talk to the moon or whatever. Breathe deep. Draw strength from nature.
July 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Don’t forget to go outside and touch trees and talk to the moon or whatever. Breathe deep. Draw strength from nature.
I’ve been test driving all the available trauma responses and I have to say… freeze has always worked incredibly well for me. Although I often pepper in flight for variety. The good ol’ 1-2 punch of “run and hide?” Chef’s kiss. 🤌🏻
June 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’ve been test driving all the available trauma responses and I have to say… freeze has always worked incredibly well for me. Although I often pepper in flight for variety. The good ol’ 1-2 punch of “run and hide?” Chef’s kiss. 🤌🏻
IROH LOVES YOU TOO, MILLIE! 🩷
June 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
IROH LOVES YOU TOO, MILLIE! 🩷
Can’t think of a better way to spend our 26th wedding anniversary! 💜
May 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Can’t think of a better way to spend our 26th wedding anniversary! 💜
We made it to Original Song. Lord, the amount of times I’ve watched this episode. I got to teach Zoe about the “cockblocking piano.” All these years later and I still remember the memes.
May 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
We made it to Original Song. Lord, the amount of times I’ve watched this episode. I got to teach Zoe about the “cockblocking piano.” All these years later and I still remember the memes.
This is me, circa 1991, dressed as the Crayola Easter Bunny at a Hallmark Gold Crown store in Sacramento, CA. If you were terrorized by me, you may be eligible for compensation.
April 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is me, circa 1991, dressed as the Crayola Easter Bunny at a Hallmark Gold Crown store in Sacramento, CA. If you were terrorized by me, you may be eligible for compensation.
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Zoe and I are doing a Glee rewatch. Today we landed on “Never Been Kissed.” It has been 15 years, I felt I was ready, I was sure I’d be fine.
When I saw the staircase, I was not fine.
Zoe and I are doing a Glee rewatch. Today we landed on “Never Been Kissed.” It has been 15 years, I felt I was ready, I was sure I’d be fine.
When I saw the staircase, I was not fine.
April 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
@samitch.bsky.social @jacobreyesdfw.bsky.social @mslindsayy.bsky.social
Zoe and I are doing a Glee rewatch. Today we landed on “Never Been Kissed.” It has been 15 years, I felt I was ready, I was sure I’d be fine.
When I saw the staircase, I was not fine.
Zoe and I are doing a Glee rewatch. Today we landed on “Never Been Kissed.” It has been 15 years, I felt I was ready, I was sure I’d be fine.
When I saw the staircase, I was not fine.
My daughter painted a portrait of our cat. Please take a moment to admire them both.
April 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My daughter painted a portrait of our cat. Please take a moment to admire them both.
Moony McMoonface 😍
April 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Moony McMoonface 😍
Today is my birthday- guess how old I am?
March 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Today is my birthday- guess how old I am?
I was hoping Conan would put on a slip-on tux a la The Audiencey Awards. But this one is nice, too.
#AcademyAwards #ConanOBrien
#AcademyAwards #ConanOBrien
March 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I was hoping Conan would put on a slip-on tux a la The Audiencey Awards. But this one is nice, too.
#AcademyAwards #ConanOBrien
#AcademyAwards #ConanOBrien
No football for us today, instead we are watching a cinematic masterpiece set in a sane country. 🇨🇦
February 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
No football for us today, instead we are watching a cinematic masterpiece set in a sane country. 🇨🇦
No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. Yes!!
February 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. Yes!!
I miss it so much…
January 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I miss it so much…
January 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I am taking a break from Thanksgiving prep and I gotta say - I’m having a wonderful time. I love the holidays. I am letting not even one person steal my joy. Persistence is resistance. Keep on keeping on, my friends! Our cat Iroh co-signs.
November 27, 2024 at 11:10 PM
I am taking a break from Thanksgiving prep and I gotta say - I’m having a wonderful time. I love the holidays. I am letting not even one person steal my joy. Persistence is resistance. Keep on keeping on, my friends! Our cat Iroh co-signs.
For many moons (pun very intended) I used to share my Full Moon Fever photos at that *other* place, but now I shall do so here. #FullMoon #OregonCoast #MoonyMcMoonface
November 16, 2024 at 3:05 AM
For many moons (pun very intended) I used to share my Full Moon Fever photos at that *other* place, but now I shall do so here. #FullMoon #OregonCoast #MoonyMcMoonface
Here I started this brand new account, and immediately got busy with Thanksgiving prep and neglected y’all straight out of the gate.
I do apologize.
Blame the pumpkin pie.
I do apologize.
Blame the pumpkin pie.
November 23, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Here I started this brand new account, and immediately got busy with Thanksgiving prep and neglected y’all straight out of the gate.
I do apologize.
Blame the pumpkin pie.
I do apologize.
Blame the pumpkin pie.