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"best labor market in generations" every single person i graduated with in 2023 took at least a year to find a job beyond bagging groceries
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"best labor market in generations" every single person i graduated with in 2023 took at least a year to find a job beyond bagging groceries
I will never for as long as I live forgive the ppl who havedragged us back to 2005
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I will never for as long as I live forgive the ppl who havedragged us back to 2005
we probably don't have enough trans adults who transitioned in childhood for this to really be a consideration, imo
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
we probably don't have enough trans adults who transitioned in childhood for this to really be a consideration, imo
BREAKING: leaked memo reveals Lockheed-Martin/CIA plot to send covert groups of undercover aid workers to Nicaragua to prevent civil war and secure future funding for the troubled F-X fighter program
December 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
BREAKING: leaked memo reveals Lockheed-Martin/CIA plot to send covert groups of undercover aid workers to Nicaragua to prevent civil war and secure future funding for the troubled F-X fighter program
ok unironically tho we should do this every 50 years or so i think it'd be funny
December 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
ok unironically tho we should do this every 50 years or so i think it'd be funny
USSR apologia is probably essential to any leftist project in the United States, if only because socialism and the USSR have been so thoroughly welded together in the American mind that there is no way for them to accept one while rejecting the other
December 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
USSR apologia is probably essential to any leftist project in the United States, if only because socialism and the USSR have been so thoroughly welded together in the American mind that there is no way for them to accept one while rejecting the other
Feel like an underappreciated downside of Dems' maniacal focus on "affordability" over literally everything else is that the instant they take power again, voters will go right back to blaming them as if nothing had happened. The whole party is sleepwalking into another 2024
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Feel like an underappreciated downside of Dems' maniacal focus on "affordability" over literally everything else is that the instant they take power again, voters will go right back to blaming them as if nothing had happened. The whole party is sleepwalking into another 2024
kind of telling that he invokes My Octopus Teacher, a film about a man who develops a parasocial relationship with an animal and projects his own notions and ideas onto it
December 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
kind of telling that he invokes My Octopus Teacher, a film about a man who develops a parasocial relationship with an animal and projects his own notions and ideas onto it
"do you think children are the property of their parents?" is the core of it
December 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"do you think children are the property of their parents?" is the core of it
because Republicans own 90% of all businesses
December 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
because Republicans own 90% of all businesses
Michael how am I going to pass someone going the legal speed limit if my car won't go over the legal speed limit?
December 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Michael how am I going to pass someone going the legal speed limit if my car won't go over the legal speed limit?
we are so not ready for what's coming it's actually insane. we're gonna make the mexican revolution look like an orderly and polite transfer of power istg
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
we are so not ready for what's coming it's actually insane. we're gonna make the mexican revolution look like an orderly and polite transfer of power istg
Trump is getting visibly weaker and to the people who feel like he is the sole inventor and proprietor of Fascism, inc. that feels like progress
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Trump is getting visibly weaker and to the people who feel like he is the sole inventor and proprietor of Fascism, inc. that feels like progress
WTF I HAVE BEEN ROBBED - guy who bet on an inanimate software concept to win "Person of the Year"
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
WTF I HAVE BEEN ROBBED - guy who bet on an inanimate software concept to win "Person of the Year"
kinda thought nuzzi would be savvy enough and unethical enough to have someone buy and warehouse 100k copies to get on the NYT bestseller list like every other journalist failson, ngl
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
kinda thought nuzzi would be savvy enough and unethical enough to have someone buy and warehouse 100k copies to get on the NYT bestseller list like every other journalist failson, ngl
desperately want someone to put this guy in a victorian british boarding school. it wouldn't fix him, but it'd be funny at least
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
desperately want someone to put this guy in a victorian british boarding school. it wouldn't fix him, but it'd be funny at least
is it good when the entire framework of your government can change depending on who's in charge of agencies? asking for a friend
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
is it good when the entire framework of your government can change depending on who's in charge of agencies? asking for a friend
maybe we don't actually need structural reforms maybe we just need to punish these people so severely that the rest get scared back in line for another 80 years
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
maybe we don't actually need structural reforms maybe we just need to punish these people so severely that the rest get scared back in line for another 80 years
i never really like, *believe* believed in norms and institutions, but it is still insane to me how quickly every single one of them has folded and gone all in on fascism this time around
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
i never really like, *believe* believed in norms and institutions, but it is still insane to me how quickly every single one of them has folded and gone all in on fascism this time around
the inconvenient corrolary to this that the Wokists won't acknowledge is that if your life is boring they should be charging you double
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
the inconvenient corrolary to this that the Wokists won't acknowledge is that if your life is boring they should be charging you double
Rerunning old movies in theaters again is a thing we've been doing for as long as movie theaters have existed
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Rerunning old movies in theaters again is a thing we've been doing for as long as movie theaters have existed
Trump has learned that you don't actually have to take an L ever if you just keep doubling down. We can talk about approval ratings all day long but the bottom line is unless a supermajority of Senators suddenly get on board with impeachment there's basically nothing anyone can do to him
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Trump has learned that you don't actually have to take an L ever if you just keep doubling down. We can talk about approval ratings all day long but the bottom line is unless a supermajority of Senators suddenly get on board with impeachment there's basically nothing anyone can do to him
We need to bring back shame
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
We need to bring back shame
tbh i think if some random guy just killed a bunch of ppl, posted videos of himself doing it, and killed more people for the memes in response to twitter posts, it might be ok to execute that guy too
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
tbh i think if some random guy just killed a bunch of ppl, posted videos of himself doing it, and killed more people for the memes in response to twitter posts, it might be ok to execute that guy too
i dunno dawg maybe the aliens have bigger problems than designing thoughtless, self-replicating drones to spread out across the universe to briefly stem their anxiety abt their own mortality. maybe that isnt priority number 1 over there
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
i dunno dawg maybe the aliens have bigger problems than designing thoughtless, self-replicating drones to spread out across the universe to briefly stem their anxiety abt their own mortality. maybe that isnt priority number 1 over there