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slackerpal.bsky.social
A Friendly Slacker
@slackerpal.bsky.social
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doomer with a heart of gold
he/him
I'm putting together a little project called Generation Apocalypse Webzine, follow it at: @genpox.bsky.social (the account is run by my daughter Leslie) & check it out at: genpox.com
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slackerpal.bsky.social
thanks. it's called the De-Gooer. It gets all the goos out of your body so you can finally become the skin suit everyone longs to be
someone whose been de-gooed and now they're just a skin suit chilling on a sofa.
January 17, 2026 at 6:28 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
it's time
promo for XXX: The Return Of Xander Cage and a shirtless vin diesel and a much younger female lead
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
Adventurous Sub looking for a
screenshot from final fantasy 9 of Qu named Quinq(+) saying "Master..." so the dialogue box sounds like "kink positive master"
January 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
screenshot from final fantasy 9 of a black mage whose name is Random Dude on the Internet saying "What's a 'joke'? Is it scary?"
January 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride all excited shouting "you fool! you hamburger helped one of the classic burgers!"
January 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
me every gd day of my life
screenshot from aquateen Hunger force with master shake saying to meatwad "I am hornpressed or anxiorny and I do not need this
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
gm
cover of Dr Seuss's Great Day For UP, altered to say Great Day For HACKLES UP
January 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
jokes on you - I stay winning
2026 BINGO card with all the squares marked Hobbesian State Of Nature
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
when I'm talking about my cognitive amps
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
logging on
two panel screenshot from 30 Rock I think. top one is a lady with an exasperated look on her face saying "What's wrong with you?" the bottom panel is Liz Lemon with a US flag as her face saying "Almost everything."
January 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
hbd king!
blond lady from Absolutely Fabulous holding a lit cigarette in one hand and an open bottle of Stoli's vodka in the other. it's captioned "HAVE AN ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS BIRTHDAY, DARLING!"
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
the calender's doing the thing again, I see
screenshot from Star Trek: Voyager. title screen for episode "Year Of Hell, Part II" but the "II" has been exed out and under it is an exed out III and under that an exed out IV and under that an exed out V and under that an exed out VI and under that a non- exed out VII.
December 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
me going into 2026
meme of dude not knowing what a butterfly is. it's adjusted to say "is this a domino that flits before it falls?" and he's labeled "poetically-minded time traveler"
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
my dogs took up whittling and made me this gift!
Green dog bone chew toy that has the nubs on one end so it looks like a cock and balls
December 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
I should call her
water frisbee called "disco splashh!!" on the disc are the words "wet and fun!"
December 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
'Tis the Season for some Squeezin!
Christmas elf holding a boxed gift. his giant candy-cane-striped erection is sticking up almost past his head. he has a huge smile on his face too.
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
so close this year. so close
dude copping a squat on the can with his trousers around his ankles putting on a bath matt putting green. it's an ad for the "potty putter"
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
oh what a cute little elephant doll...

omg what fresh horror is this!
plush elephant doll wearing green corduroy pants with colorful shoes same elephant plush doll from a different angle showing that it is just an elephant head stuck on the lower half of a human body. it's weird.
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
if you see this post your favorite final fantasy character
screenshot from final fantasy 9 of a little girl with a horn on her forehead hanging from a branch saying "It's true! I taste awful!!!"
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
slackerpal.bsky.social
the us stays winning
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
screenshot from The Never Ending Story of Atreyu, labeled "me burning a tree on the tallest hill outside of town to tempt the sun to return its warmth and glory to us common folk", pulling his horse labeled "The Winter Soltice Sun" out of the depression swamp.
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
You'll probably wind up in Hell,
As you zip right past Heaven,
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Tom Bombadil with a quote bubble
December 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
me showing up to the book club meeting:

"Let's get Zany!"
Billy Zane in a purple body suit from the movie The Phantom standing on the wing of a red biplane with his hand on female costar's hip who is in a rather seductive pose for standing on the wing of a biplane oddly enough
December 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM