There is a lot of water in the flooded region where the Girlfriend Village is. You could solve your AI problems and free the lovely girls all in one go!
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
There is a lot of water in the flooded region where the Girlfriend Village is. You could solve your AI problems and free the lovely girls all in one go!
Seems a bit unfair. Uncle Geoffrey has to pay for his own?
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Seems a bit unfair. Uncle Geoffrey has to pay for his own?
They may be corrupt, but they sure know how to put a slick show. Wow!
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
They may be corrupt, but they sure know how to put a slick show. Wow!
A pissed-up Rod Stewart would add some decorum to these proceedings.
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A pissed-up Rod Stewart would add some decorum to these proceedings.
Mrs Thompson says you need to stop working on this rubbish when you're supposed to be stocktaking, or you'll be finding out about her big shoe.
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Mrs Thompson says you need to stop working on this rubbish when you're supposed to be stocktaking, or you'll be finding out about her big shoe.
What would we do without him? (lose)
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
What would we do without him? (lose)
I can manage a 3 foot pipe on my moped.
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I can manage a 3 foot pipe on my moped.
OMG @sirmichael.bsky.social, how will this affect The Stats?
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
OMG @sirmichael.bsky.social, how will this affect The Stats?
I am really sorry, but I accidently read your password (password1). I know how much work you put into these things, so I feel terrible but your going to have to come up with a new one. I realise this has come at a terrible time (only 108 hours until next karate club) so I can only apologise again :(
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I am really sorry, but I accidently read your password (password1). I know how much work you put into these things, so I feel terrible but your going to have to come up with a new one. I realise this has come at a terrible time (only 108 hours until next karate club) so I can only apologise again :(
I think we need to forget the plot point I made up, and accept that it was Rebecca. The question is, would Rebecca have a tempestuous relationship with Jasper? Can't see it myself.
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I think we need to forget the plot point I made up, and accept that it was Rebecca. The question is, would Rebecca have a tempestuous relationship with Jasper? Can't see it myself.
Correct so where did I get Doreen from?
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Correct so where did I get Doreen from?
The Village International Airport is particularly baffling.
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The Village International Airport is particularly baffling.
Maybe Jasper is in a tempestuous relationship with Doreen the Courier? (I think that was her name)
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Maybe Jasper is in a tempestuous relationship with Doreen the Courier? (I think that was her name)
*** NEW CHARACTERS ALERT***
Everyone please welcome Pat and Jasper. I, for one, have absolutely no doubts that we'll be hearing a lot more from them.
Everyone please welcome Pat and Jasper. I, for one, have absolutely no doubts that we'll be hearing a lot more from them.
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
*** NEW CHARACTERS ALERT***
Everyone please welcome Pat and Jasper. I, for one, have absolutely no doubts that we'll be hearing a lot more from them.
Everyone please welcome Pat and Jasper. I, for one, have absolutely no doubts that we'll be hearing a lot more from them.
I'm sure the wonderful patriots who put them up will be lovingly maintaining them soon.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'm sure the wonderful patriots who put them up will be lovingly maintaining them soon.
It's amazing that that Bob Dylan song was so successful, I mean, how many people in the world are called Tambourine Man?
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It's amazing that that Bob Dylan song was so successful, I mean, how many people in the world are called Tambourine Man?
You've put the Sam Whiles episode out again.
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
You've put the Sam Whiles episode out again.
I don't know the local youths, never met them, and I was in Pizza Express when that incident occurred so it definitely wasn't me.
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I don't know the local youths, never met them, and I was in Pizza Express when that incident occurred so it definitely wasn't me.
Did you know that the local youths run a PIN database. Register with them and if you ever forget your PIN they've got you covered. They also do internet banking passcodes, or any financially-related passwords you might use. 👍
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Did you know that the local youths run a PIN database. Register with them and if you ever forget your PIN they've got you covered. They also do internet banking passcodes, or any financially-related passwords you might use. 👍
Flinders is a manly hero, not a flouncing TART!
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Flinders is a manly hero, not a flouncing TART!
A good story needs a hero. The shoe shop should go right to the brink of bankruptcy, then our hero (Flinders McStephenson) steps in. I'm not sure what he does but I'm sure you can find someone to write that bit.
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A good story needs a hero. The shoe shop should go right to the brink of bankruptcy, then our hero (Flinders McStephenson) steps in. I'm not sure what he does but I'm sure you can find someone to write that bit.