Alec Baker
@sladeb.bsky.social
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sladeb.bsky.social
Two games per year? Surely this can't be correct. They must mean two games per week, right? Right?
sladeb.bsky.social
I think what's happening in panel 2 is Alistair misunderstood "Lolly will fuck you like my wife fucks me" as "Lolly and my wife will both fuck you raw"
sladeb.bsky.social
B.C. referencing OnlyFans is maybe the shortest turnaround time between something becoming culturally relevant and it being referenced in B.C.. I don't want to think through the implications of this.
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manucleardevice.bsky.social
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
sladeb.bsky.social
Where does Amos' arm connect to his body in the second panel? Cause it sure ain't his shoulder.
sladeb.bsky.social
How much of Jason Momoas ass do we get to see? Is it a lot? I hope its a lot.
sladeb.bsky.social
This is a good point of departure but I measure the beginning of the decline from when Phil Hartman died.
sladeb.bsky.social
Does it catapult bees or a catapult to be used by bees? Maybe both?
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sladeb.bsky.social
It's not just possible, there can't be any other plausible explanation. I have never been as sure of anything in my life as this.
sladeb.bsky.social
When Morpheus said "welcome to the desert of the real" he was talking about bees.
sladeb.bsky.social
Third joke- Roguelike Waiting for Gadot or: The Modern Sisyphus
sladeb.bsky.social
I understand why they made it hard, but having to beat the game on the hardest challenge mode with every character without taking any damage to unlock Gadot seems excessive.

Alternate joke: I can't believe they keep Gadot locked behind micropayments.
sladeb.bsky.social
I think you haven't gone too far enough
sladeb.bsky.social
Is there is article or something somewhere you could direct me to to learn more about why its bad?
sladeb.bsky.social
You cannot say enough good things about All Good Things...
jfruh.bsky.social
it's pre Peak TV but shows could learn from "all good things," one of the best series finales ever made. it does the magic trick of SEEMING at first to tie up all the show's narrative threads, but then gives you what you really want: knowledge that your friends' adventures continue indefinitely
sladeb.bsky.social
Are you saying you dont eat until you're uncomfortably full every meal.
sladeb.bsky.social
If anyone tells me how many tacos they think I should order im adding minimum +2.
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benjaminahr.mobi
your favorite TNG character is you in the streets and your favorite DS9 character is you in the sheets
Lwaxana Troi played by Majel Barrett showing up nude to her wedding in Ten Forward on the Enterprise D. Her facial expression is wry and defiant. Lwaxana Troi talking to Odo on DS9. Her hair is an impressive coif of red curls and she is wearing a blue lacy dress.
sladeb.bsky.social
Its exactly that attutude that will get you taken to the cleaners at every dinosaur auction.
sladeb.bsky.social
I was coming here to say this. I think it should be one of the standout examples.
sladeb.bsky.social
Is it possible to do a 100% Wilbur tarot?
sladeb.bsky.social
The person who makes Blondie is an 87 year old man who has done nothing but write comics his whole life. I'm not sure he knows what an office manger is or what accounts might refer to.
sladeb.bsky.social
Is this the first time we learned what Dagwood's job is? Did we know he was an office manager before? I'm pretty sure I remember him talking about accounts before which I think isn't a thing office mangers do.