Slapdash Trash
@slapdashtrash.bsky.social
I do everything wrong out of spite.
Gentle reminder that you can never be 100% certain whether or not the government will one day federally mandate that all citizens make clowns out of bumpy pipe cleaners and scraps, so for your safety, start practicing now.
Make them into fridge magnets for extra compliance.
Make them into fridge magnets for extra compliance.
December 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Gentle reminder that you can never be 100% certain whether or not the government will one day federally mandate that all citizens make clowns out of bumpy pipe cleaners and scraps, so for your safety, start practicing now.
Make them into fridge magnets for extra compliance.
Make them into fridge magnets for extra compliance.
Pro tip: bring a clown around town wherever you go.
Pros:
- Legal
- Cost effective
- Low likelihood of fatality
- Clown
Cons:
- Advertises that you are very cool, which is nobody’s goddamn business
Pros:
- Legal
- Cost effective
- Low likelihood of fatality
- Clown
Cons:
- Advertises that you are very cool, which is nobody’s goddamn business
November 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Pro tip: bring a clown around town wherever you go.
Pros:
- Legal
- Cost effective
- Low likelihood of fatality
- Clown
Cons:
- Advertises that you are very cool, which is nobody’s goddamn business
Pros:
- Legal
- Cost effective
- Low likelihood of fatality
- Clown
Cons:
- Advertises that you are very cool, which is nobody’s goddamn business
I’m on my clown shit again, and yes, they will only get weirder. This is a threat.
October 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’m on my clown shit again, and yes, they will only get weirder. This is a threat.
Sometimes, in the face of adversity, the only thing you can do is manically create a clown-based TTRPG and proceed to badly draw clowns until your hands cramp.
#clown #clowns #isthisanormalcopingmechanismordoineedmeds
#clown #clowns #isthisanormalcopingmechanismordoineedmeds
June 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Sometimes, in the face of adversity, the only thing you can do is manically create a clown-based TTRPG and proceed to badly draw clowns until your hands cramp.
#clown #clowns #isthisanormalcopingmechanismordoineedmeds
#clown #clowns #isthisanormalcopingmechanismordoineedmeds
May I offer you a deady bear in these trying times?
February 21, 2025 at 6:36 AM
May I offer you a deady bear in these trying times?
December 8, 2024 at 2:26 AM
A Halloween doll that was intended to be the first of many in a series, but then seven years accidentally passed, and so he screams in solitude.
#halloweendoll #ooakdoll #pumpkindoll #halloween
#halloweendoll #ooakdoll #pumpkindoll #halloween
December 8, 2024 at 2:23 AM
A Halloween doll that was intended to be the first of many in a series, but then seven years accidentally passed, and so he screams in solitude.
#halloweendoll #ooakdoll #pumpkindoll #halloween
#halloweendoll #ooakdoll #pumpkindoll #halloween
Did you know that you can make meringue cookies that look exactly like mushrooms and it’s perfectly legal?
#meringue #cookies #mushrooms
#meringue #cookies #mushrooms
December 8, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Did you know that you can make meringue cookies that look exactly like mushrooms and it’s perfectly legal?
#meringue #cookies #mushrooms
#meringue #cookies #mushrooms
Disclaimer: it will look at you from across a room like this.
December 8, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Disclaimer: it will look at you from across a room like this.
December 8, 2024 at 2:08 AM
The nice thing about a 5 year old’s birthday cake is how creatively lazy you can be.
#cake #minecraft #creeper
#cake #minecraft #creeper
December 8, 2024 at 2:00 AM
The nice thing about a 5 year old’s birthday cake is how creatively lazy you can be.
#cake #minecraft #creeper
#cake #minecraft #creeper
A commissioned prop for a local play. I am not the sort of person who’s gonna pass up an opportunity to make a gnarly headless doll.
#dollart #ridethecyclone #janedoe #prop #ooakdoll
#dollart #ridethecyclone #janedoe #prop #ooakdoll
December 8, 2024 at 1:50 AM
A commissioned prop for a local play. I am not the sort of person who’s gonna pass up an opportunity to make a gnarly headless doll.
#dollart #ridethecyclone #janedoe #prop #ooakdoll
#dollart #ridethecyclone #janedoe #prop #ooakdoll
December 1, 2024 at 7:05 PM
December 1, 2024 at 7:04 PM
December 1, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Custom Monster High Porter Geiss as a pan skater boy for pride month 2024.
#monsterhigh #customdolls
#ooak #artdolls #pridemonth
#monsterhigh #customdolls
#ooak #artdolls #pridemonth
December 1, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Custom Monster High Porter Geiss as a pan skater boy for pride month 2024.
#monsterhigh #customdolls
#ooak #artdolls #pridemonth
#monsterhigh #customdolls
#ooak #artdolls #pridemonth
Some pink vampire boy dolls I made using Creatable World dolls and drunken hand.
#customdolls #ooak #artdolls #dolls #vampires
#customdolls #ooak #artdolls #dolls #vampires
December 1, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Some pink vampire boy dolls I made using Creatable World dolls and drunken hand.
#customdolls #ooak #artdolls #dolls #vampires
#customdolls #ooak #artdolls #dolls #vampires
My custom 80’s punk Monster High Deuce Gorgon doll, AKA how I learned that tiny sewing is hard.
#monsterhigh #ooak #customdolls #artdoll #dolls
#monsterhigh #ooak #customdolls #artdoll #dolls
December 1, 2024 at 6:56 PM
My custom 80’s punk Monster High Deuce Gorgon doll, AKA how I learned that tiny sewing is hard.
#monsterhigh #ooak #customdolls #artdoll #dolls
#monsterhigh #ooak #customdolls #artdoll #dolls
Me when I’m 95% done with a project and think to myself “I’ll definitely finish this.” :
December 1, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Me when I’m 95% done with a project and think to myself “I’ll definitely finish this.” :