Slappy Squirrel
@slappysquirrel2000.bsky.social
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"I'd worry a lot less if I thought you were worrying enough." Miller's Crossing
January 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
"I'd worry a lot less if I thought you were worrying enough." Miller's Crossing
Hakeem likes his job too much.
January 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Hakeem likes his job too much.
what pieces is it missing, the clothes?
January 11, 2026 at 9:21 PM
what pieces is it missing, the clothes?
well it's not their pistachios they want to go after. Plus he wants to take out the IRG.
January 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
well it's not their pistachios they want to go after. Plus he wants to take out the IRG.
tankman reincarnated
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
tankman reincarnated
as great as he was, he was still underrated
January 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
as great as he was, he was still underrated
colonizer takes colonies back? oh hell no
January 9, 2026 at 4:39 PM
colonizer takes colonies back? oh hell no
if i wanna see a bag of trash i'll go to the local dump
January 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
if i wanna see a bag of trash i'll go to the local dump
no wondering whose d**k you s**k.
January 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
no wondering whose d**k you s**k.
don't pull your punches. ✊️✊️✊️
January 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
don't pull your punches. ✊️✊️✊️
Benedict Arnold has nothing on him.
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Benedict Arnold has nothing on him.
It was Dem plot though.
January 6, 2026 at 11:52 PM
It was Dem plot though.