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slashrancid.bsky.social
@slashrancid.bsky.social
Current Inspector General at the US Department of Chaos.
He's no longer needed, so Jesus™ called him home.
January 26, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Congratulations to the #Trump administration on being nominated for best picture, adapted screenplay, costume design, and makeup at this year's academy awards. #Oscars @whitehouse-47.bsky.social
January 22, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I think the Vagina Diaries threw the Heritage Foundation over the edge.
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This cat will need only a manila envelope to clear out his office.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Just maybe antifa is a brand of imported cheese with high tariffs. #ProveMeWrong
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Trump was just awarded the Nobel prize for literature for his extraordinary oratory skills and his authorship of the Jeffery Epstein Birthday Letter! This is a glorious day for the Republic! #MAGA #FoxNews #USA @GOP @HouseGOP
October 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
😭 What a time to be alive, and being the party poper! #Christiainsanity
October 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Trump was just awarded the Nobel prize for Physics for work in quantum mechanics!! This is a glorious day for the Republic! #MAGA #FoxNews #USA @GOP @HouseGOP
October 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
How is the rapture going for everyone* today? Any dinner ideas for later? I don't think the Bibble mentioned what you must dine on afterwards, so I'm open to suggestions. #Rapture2025

* - Not Charlie Kirk, obviously.
September 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
These are my people.
here’s a picture of me cooking dinner
September 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
History tends to repost itself.
September 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Breaking news from ~700 AD. What is old, is old again.
July 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If patience is key, where's my adrenaline boost?
July 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Prevarications are troublesome if you allow such liberty.
July 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Not a fan of when the algorithm drops Mazzy Star right in the middle of that moment.
July 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
We exist in the age of unquietness; we are the subjects.
July 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Have you ever gone to any airport and wondered if you're on a different plane?
July 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Chin up everyone, there's sunlight at the end of the tunnel.
June 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Looks like Elmo Sunk just gets off on blowing shit up. *-See DOGE for reference. **-See insta-family tree for hysterical (sic) reference.
June 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Unfortunately, the default ringtone on #Trump's new mobile phone is not the sound of him sharting into his diaper as I requested from the design team.
June 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Messieurs @skeetofgod.bsky.social @thetweetofgod.bsky.social Your Emineminences, why aren't you, the exsalted ones, picking the next pope?

Are you not allowed to do so?

Or, is it the fact that *he* is being picked by mere mortal old men a testament to the validity of your existences?
May 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
How it started, how it's going, etc.
youtu.be/9_8U0d6zK9M?...
May 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Orange Grandpa, the great, hasn't been briefed on the enter button or paragraphs.
April 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM