Slater
@slatersmith.bsky.social
In a deep Blazer basketball internet hole
Making music at @weathermachine.bsky.social
Making music at @weathermachine.bsky.social
Wait… what did I miss?
July 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Wait… what did I miss?
Starting to wonder whether Kobe is to MJ what Yang Hansen is to Yao Ming for the Chinese market 👀
July 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Starting to wonder whether Kobe is to MJ what Yang Hansen is to Yao Ming for the Chinese market 👀
Working in tech in a nutshell
July 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Working in tech in a nutshell
100%. Just SO many holes in his weird take that it’s gotta be some personal vendetta. Like… the whole point is that we were real good in transition and our half court offense was ugly. Now we get BOTH THINGS. Deni and Tou for steals and transition buckets, and Dame to juice the half court offense
July 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
100%. Just SO many holes in his weird take that it’s gotta be some personal vendetta. Like… the whole point is that we were real good in transition and our half court offense was ugly. Now we get BOTH THINGS. Deni and Tou for steals and transition buckets, and Dame to juice the half court offense
The irony of ending the entire piece saying Dame is the yin and Yang is the yang like it’s a bad thing. The yin and yang is LITERALLY about how seemingly opposite forces are actually complimentary. This dummy inadvertently argued that Dame finally balances the roster 🙄
July 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The irony of ending the entire piece saying Dame is the yin and Yang is the yang like it’s a bad thing. The yin and yang is LITERALLY about how seemingly opposite forces are actually complimentary. This dummy inadvertently argued that Dame finally balances the roster 🙄
Need a guide to #pirateparamount so I can watch Colbert without giving that evil corporation a dime
July 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Need a guide to #pirateparamount so I can watch Colbert without giving that evil corporation a dime
And when he started listing team’s defensive construction, first name was Tou 🤘😤🤘
July 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
And when he started listing team’s defensive construction, first name was Tou 🤘😤🤘
It’s giving Jake’s great great great great great grandfather
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July 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It’s giving Jake’s great great great great great grandfather
This is me here to give you credit.
July 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This is me here to give you credit.
DON’T PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY
June 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
DON’T PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY
Throw some other stuff in there to make it work, but you get my drift
June 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Throw some other stuff in there to make it work, but you get my drift