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Engineer. Nerd. Comedian. Weirdo. Scientist. Occasional adrenaline enthusiast.
The Republican motto is: "Forward! To the 50's!"
There's still some discussion on if it's the 1950's or the 1850's that they're aiming for...
There's still some discussion on if it's the 1950's or the 1850's that they're aiming for...
December 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The Republican motto is: "Forward! To the 50's!"
There's still some discussion on if it's the 1950's or the 1850's that they're aiming for...
There's still some discussion on if it's the 1950's or the 1850's that they're aiming for...
Our President is delicate, like an orchid in bloom.. The slightest touch can damage him.
Slapping him on the back may put him in a coma.
Slapping him on the back may put him in a coma.
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Our President is delicate, like an orchid in bloom.. The slightest touch can damage him.
Slapping him on the back may put him in a coma.
Slapping him on the back may put him in a coma.
I'm very sure block parties will break out across my city.
I may be planning to start one.
Y'know. Should something happen.
I may be planning to start one.
Y'know. Should something happen.
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I'm very sure block parties will break out across my city.
I may be planning to start one.
Y'know. Should something happen.
I may be planning to start one.
Y'know. Should something happen.
Correct response: "So your message is 'it's not so bad'? Do you think that will resonate with the public?"
December 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Correct response: "So your message is 'it's not so bad'? Do you think that will resonate with the public?"
"This will result in a balancing Antifa chapter in all our schools as well, and you support it? That's a bold move..."
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"This will result in a balancing Antifa chapter in all our schools as well, and you support it? That's a bold move..."
If you can't be alone with a woman because you may rape her, you have serious mental problems and should not be in public areas.
If you can't be alone with a woman because you think she may rape you, you have serious mental problems and should not be in public areas.
If you can't be alone with a woman because you think she may rape you, you have serious mental problems and should not be in public areas.
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If you can't be alone with a woman because you may rape her, you have serious mental problems and should not be in public areas.
If you can't be alone with a woman because you think she may rape you, you have serious mental problems and should not be in public areas.
If you can't be alone with a woman because you think she may rape you, you have serious mental problems and should not be in public areas.
SZA should reply with "You should let us know when they start arresting dangerous criminals instead of innocent people trying to live their lives. That's not tremendous."
December 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
SZA should reply with "You should let us know when they start arresting dangerous criminals instead of innocent people trying to live their lives. That's not tremendous."
Correct response: "The President is that fragile? He needs an IV feed after shaking hands?"
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Correct response: "The President is that fragile? He needs an IV feed after shaking hands?"
But But But... Windmills give whales cancer! The President says so!
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
But But But... Windmills give whales cancer! The President says so!
Republicans are the party of Big Government, managing what you eat.
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Republicans are the party of Big Government, managing what you eat.
And The Book of Lists!
December 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
And The Book of Lists!
We are the place that Norway, Sweden, Denmark consider a "shithole country".
December 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
We are the place that Norway, Sweden, Denmark consider a "shithole country".
Correct response: "If you think the questions we are asking are too difficult and you want to cancel the interview, we can do that. Would you like to?"
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Correct response: "If you think the questions we are asking are too difficult and you want to cancel the interview, we can do that. Would you like to?"
Easiest way to prove Trump is senile: When he says he ended 8 wars, ask him to name them.
Ending a war is a big thing, you'd remember the names, right?
Ending a war is a big thing, you'd remember the names, right?
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Easiest way to prove Trump is senile: When he says he ended 8 wars, ask him to name them.
Ending a war is a big thing, you'd remember the names, right?
Ending a war is a big thing, you'd remember the names, right?
I'm looking forward to the NFL's Prize for Literature.
National Hockey League Prize for Physics?
National Women's Soccer League's Peace Prize is up for grabs, maybe Donald will win that one too!
National Hockey League Prize for Physics?
National Women's Soccer League's Peace Prize is up for grabs, maybe Donald will win that one too!
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm looking forward to the NFL's Prize for Literature.
National Hockey League Prize for Physics?
National Women's Soccer League's Peace Prize is up for grabs, maybe Donald will win that one too!
National Hockey League Prize for Physics?
National Women's Soccer League's Peace Prize is up for grabs, maybe Donald will win that one too!
Look, you want to show how senile Trump is, ask one simple question:
"What eight wars did you stop? What countries were involved?"
Settling a war is a big thing, you'd think he'd remember which ones he fixed..
"What eight wars did you stop? What countries were involved?"
Settling a war is a big thing, you'd think he'd remember which ones he fixed..
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Look, you want to show how senile Trump is, ask one simple question:
"What eight wars did you stop? What countries were involved?"
Settling a war is a big thing, you'd think he'd remember which ones he fixed..
"What eight wars did you stop? What countries were involved?"
Settling a war is a big thing, you'd think he'd remember which ones he fixed..
Sleep is for the weak.
Happy, well-rested, well-adjusted... But WEAK!
Happy, well-rested, well-adjusted... But WEAK!
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Sleep is for the weak.
Happy, well-rested, well-adjusted... But WEAK!
Happy, well-rested, well-adjusted... But WEAK!
The layout of the photo, perspective, and the headlights makes me think the thing is the size of a WWII Jeep.
Sure, my lawn is big enough that it requires a Jeep-sized lawnmower to care for it 24/7..
3 am, lights flash through your bedroom window: Police raid, or quick lawn trim?
Sure, my lawn is big enough that it requires a Jeep-sized lawnmower to care for it 24/7..
3 am, lights flash through your bedroom window: Police raid, or quick lawn trim?
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The layout of the photo, perspective, and the headlights makes me think the thing is the size of a WWII Jeep.
Sure, my lawn is big enough that it requires a Jeep-sized lawnmower to care for it 24/7..
3 am, lights flash through your bedroom window: Police raid, or quick lawn trim?
Sure, my lawn is big enough that it requires a Jeep-sized lawnmower to care for it 24/7..
3 am, lights flash through your bedroom window: Police raid, or quick lawn trim?
Look out if that LCS gets within Hellfire range of 6nm! Any Chinese destroyers better be terrified of that happening!
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Look out if that LCS gets within Hellfire range of 6nm! Any Chinese destroyers better be terrified of that happening!
It's still 1000% better than an LCS in terms of being able to shoot back.
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It's still 1000% better than an LCS in terms of being able to shoot back.
I would disagree. It was a major enemy combatant during a declared conflict. That it wasn't in the "conflict zone" shouldn't matter, it was a fair target.
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I would disagree. It was a major enemy combatant during a declared conflict. That it wasn't in the "conflict zone" shouldn't matter, it was a fair target.
[Japanese fleet not shown]
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
[Japanese fleet not shown]
I want someone to ask him if he's asked Trump for a pardon.
"Yes" = He knows he did something wrong
"No" = The next President will nail his hide to the wall
"<Word Salad>" = He discovered he committed a war crime after-the-fact.
"Yes" = He knows he did something wrong
"No" = The next President will nail his hide to the wall
"<Word Salad>" = He discovered he committed a war crime after-the-fact.
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I want someone to ask him if he's asked Trump for a pardon.
"Yes" = He knows he did something wrong
"No" = The next President will nail his hide to the wall
"<Word Salad>" = He discovered he committed a war crime after-the-fact.
"Yes" = He knows he did something wrong
"No" = The next President will nail his hide to the wall
"<Word Salad>" = He discovered he committed a war crime after-the-fact.
Mike Davis has to iron his own Klan hood.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Mike Davis has to iron his own Klan hood.