Salt Lake Techie
@slctechie.bsky.social
Your drunk neighborhood techie from polygamist SL,UT. My hobbies include computers, technology, computers, and computers. If any of you live in the Salt Lake valley and enjoy hiking, hit me up and I’ll show you my favorite hikes to places with great WiFi!
🎵Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche🎵
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
🎵Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche🎵
The scariest thing is he’ll then say the national parks are no longer making money and will have no choice but to sell them to the private sector.
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The scariest thing is he’ll then say the national parks are no longer making money and will have no choice but to sell them to the private sector.
That looks like it would have easily given him at least a bloody nose
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
That looks like it would have easily given him at least a bloody nose
Yeah, why do they still have an insane amount of energy after running around all day? And why do I feel exhausted just watching them?
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Yeah, why do they still have an insane amount of energy after running around all day? And why do I feel exhausted just watching them?
It’s just like when Karens said “Karen” is the new N-word.
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It’s just like when Karens said “Karen” is the new N-word.
Yeah, but once you pay $5,000 in movie fees, Netflix gives you a 20% discount for the rest of the year. Then, once you pay $15,000, you can watch any movie you want for free for the rest of the year.
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Yeah, but once you pay $5,000 in movie fees, Netflix gives you a 20% discount for the rest of the year. Then, once you pay $15,000, you can watch any movie you want for free for the rest of the year.
Remember when Obama wore a tan suit?
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Remember when Obama wore a tan suit?
I literally have a coworker who talks just like this and no one can ever understand what he’s saying.
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I literally have a coworker who talks just like this and no one can ever understand what he’s saying.
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November 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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If Obama let the flag even graze the ground, the republicans would be all over it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If Obama let the flag even graze the ground, the republicans would be all over it.
Has he tried turning the government off and on again?
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Has he tried turning the government off and on again?
We need more controls for consumers overall. Like we can with internet and email. Let’s have working spam filters, blocking, geo filters, etc.
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
We need more controls for consumers overall. Like we can with internet and email. Let’s have working spam filters, blocking, geo filters, etc.
And this is just the beginning of FO time. So much worse FO is yet to come.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
And this is just the beginning of FO time. So much worse FO is yet to come.
Oh hell yeah. Fellow millennials rejoice!
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Oh hell yeah. Fellow millennials rejoice!
RELEASE THE FILES!
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
RELEASE THE FILES!
Literally doing anything he can to stop hungry people from getting food stamps.
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Literally doing anything he can to stop hungry people from getting food stamps.
So it’s not Turing Complete?
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So it’s not Turing Complete?
I’d give this comic a perfect 6 out of 7.
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’d give this comic a perfect 6 out of 7.
“Hey guys, check it out, I’m Tom Brady!”
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“Hey guys, check it out, I’m Tom Brady!”
“How’d you like that? I sleep in a beach bed with underglow lights!”
Me: “I sleep in a big bed with my wife.”
Me: “I sleep in a big bed with my wife.”
October 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
“How’d you like that? I sleep in a beach bed with underglow lights!”
Me: “I sleep in a big bed with my wife.”
Me: “I sleep in a big bed with my wife.”
I don’t get why he’s building that giant ball room. Doesn’t he have enough ballroom with how little endowed he is?
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I don’t get why he’s building that giant ball room. Doesn’t he have enough ballroom with how little endowed he is?