Matt Dyson
sleepezzz.bsky.social
Matt Dyson
@sleepezzz.bsky.social
Not a muppet
Tillman’s tackle before Freeman’s 2nd goal proves my mother was lying when she said violence never solves anything
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Jesus fucking christ
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Honestly, I wouldn’t change a thing
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The Epstein Files are the 7-layer burrito of political scandals. Many people are saying this
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
And, of course, Goodfellas was basically “The Last Temptation of Christ” re-sited in late 20th century New York
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Seems like the gerrymandering might cut the other way. Trying to get more Republican districts means spreading democratic voters among those districts. More winnable seats, but smaller margins than the safer deep red districts they might have now
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Evergreen
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I think this gets the causality backward, but you’re right on the extractive bit
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
What game is it?
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Go on the offensive Tim: make all
of your articles 10 words or less until Admin concedes that you can do as you please
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
In my experience this is true, but does not include horizontal surfaces that are intended for the purpose
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If I was Joe Mansueto I’d be taking another look at putting a lid on the new stadium #cf97
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Scoop up players that thought they’d get a Euro move but didn’t at a discount
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Just fewer people doing more work for less money while the profit accrues to ownership
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Definitely Blue Velvet
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This list reads like it was put together by the same people who do Obama’s summer playlists. One look at this guy and I know “Uncle Buck” is in his real top 4.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Still Manx
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
There is no way he could have survived!
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
How am I supposed to believe that Wile E. Coyote is making yet another attempt to catch the road runner when I saw him blow up, fall off a cliff, and get crushed by an anvil in the very last episode?
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Good call on the shovel. A useful tool for the full penguin murder lifecycle
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Was it?
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Actually, Diane is her middle name. Her first name is Christine and the dba is C.D.’s Nuts
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Nice bit of business
November 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’d bet it’s the same signage they use for the spa at mar a lago
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I enjoy going into country bars and setting the entirety of “Breakfast in America” to play on the jukebox
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM