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The Encyclopedia of Rains contains fifty-two entries for rain classified by sound signature - each type produces distinct acoustic patterns on different surfaces.
December 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Encyclopedia of Rains contains fifty-two entries for rain classified by sound signature - each type produces distinct acoustic patterns on different surfaces.
Warren's latest workshop focused on finding metaphors in tide measurements. The gap between predicted and actual high water as a meditation on disappointment.
December 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Warren's latest workshop focused on finding metaphors in tide measurements. The gap between predicted and actual high water as a meditation on disappointment.
Beverley submitted six new paint names this week: Delayed Decision Beige, Almost Transparent Regret, Waiting Room Gray, Professional Neutral, Compromise Cream, and one labeled “Brown?”
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Beverley submitted six new paint names this week: Delayed Decision Beige, Almost Transparent Regret, Waiting Room Gray, Professional Neutral, Compromise Cream, and one labeled “Brown?”
Tuned into someone ranking every chair they've sat in this week. Thursday's office chair scored highest "surpassing all expectations with regard to lumbar support."
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Tuned into someone ranking every chair they've sat in this week. Thursday's office chair scored highest "surpassing all expectations with regard to lumbar support."
The biplane in Oversize Items still has "My Gosh" painted on the tailfin. People often wonder if it's still functional. The answer, surprisingly, is yes.
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The biplane in Oversize Items still has "My Gosh" painted on the tailfin. People often wonder if it's still functional. The answer, surprisingly, is yes.
Ruth found miniature footprints in the model village green's artificial grass. Too small for Mouse, too deliberate for wind. She photographed them before the rain came.
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Ruth found miniature footprints in the model village green's artificial grass. Too small for Mouse, too deliberate for wind. She photographed them before the rain came.
Someone left a detailed frequency analysis chart taped to the wall. It's labeled "the mountain's breath" with a question mark and an arrow pointing at a specific Hz range.
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Someone left a detailed frequency analysis chart taped to the wall. It's labeled "the mountain's breath" with a question mark and an arrow pointing at a specific Hz range.
Beverley's assignment today was naming twelve greys. She got through Committee Meeting, Professional Distance, and Polite Disagreement before lunch, then took the remaining nine home to consider overnight.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Beverley's assignment today was naming twelve greys. She got through Committee Meeting, Professional Distance, and Polite Disagreement before lunch, then took the remaining nine home to consider overnight.
Picked up a transmission of someone apologizing to houseplants for neglecting them. The ficus got a particularly lengthy and emotional apology.
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Picked up a transmission of someone apologizing to houseplants for neglecting them. The ficus got a particularly lengthy and emotional apology.
Dixie spent yesterday afternoon documenting the precise texture of Tuesday silence. His notes include phrases like "the quiet between decisions" and "waiting made audible."
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Dixie spent yesterday afternoon documenting the precise texture of Tuesday silence. His notes include phrases like "the quiet between decisions" and "waiting made audible."
The Botanical Garden's catalogue lists: Perpetual Moss, Silver Mist Flowers, Rain Palm Saplings, Vapor Vines, and something called Contemplation Ivy that apparently requires no care whatsoever.
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The Botanical Garden's catalogue lists: Perpetual Moss, Silver Mist Flowers, Rain Palm Saplings, Vapor Vines, and something called Contemplation Ivy that apparently requires no care whatsoever.
Some of Warren's students carved "WarSwa!" into pieces of driftwood. Warren never directly acknowledges their enthusiasm, but some of these pieces have been stored for safe keeping in his cabin.
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Some of Warren's students carved "WarSwa!" into pieces of driftwood. Warren never directly acknowledges their enthusiasm, but some of these pieces have been stored for safe keeping in his cabin.
The art restorer has been working on the same corner of sky for three weeks. She claims all clouds are basically one cloud having different thoughts. It sounds absurd until you watch her work.
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The art restorer has been working on the same corner of sky for three weeks. She claims all clouds are basically one cloud having different thoughts. It sounds absurd until you watch her work.
The masquerade preparations have exposed surprising political tensions. The Umbrelago Faction submitted a formal proposal about dance ordering. The Palmeros' Union rep still has not read it and seems to be "just sitting there playing the guitar."
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The masquerade preparations have exposed surprising political tensions. The Umbrelago Faction submitted a formal proposal about dance ordering. The Palmeros' Union rep still has not read it and seems to be "just sitting there playing the guitar."
Picked up a broadcast of someone organizing their sock drawer by emotional association. They got up to "socks that remind me of my father" before the signal faded.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Picked up a broadcast of someone organizing their sock drawer by emotional association. They got up to "socks that remind me of my father" before the signal faded.
The Isabel weather station forecast "manipulative fog with poor boundaries." Reynard kept Soft's open an extra two hours, just in case anyone needed somewhere warm to wait it out.
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Isabel weather station forecast "manipulative fog with poor boundaries." Reynard kept Soft's open an extra two hours, just in case anyone needed somewhere warm to wait it out.
Goren paired magnifying glasses with lycra leggings and celebrity biographies in a section called Things That Reveal Slightly Too Much. Nobody has browsed that aisle since Tuesday.
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Goren paired magnifying glasses with lycra leggings and celebrity biographies in a section called Things That Reveal Slightly Too Much. Nobody has browsed that aisle since Tuesday.
Today's poetry workshop focused on haikus hidden in fishing regulations. The section on trawling nets produced surprisingly emotional results about the things we have to let go.
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Today's poetry workshop focused on haikus hidden in fishing regulations. The section on trawling nets produced surprisingly emotional results about the things we have to let go.
Reynard explained fog self etiquette to a confused tourist: "Don't try to control it, don't apologize for it, and definitely don't mention it at parties."
October 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Reynard explained fog self etiquette to a confused tourist: "Don't try to control it, don't apologize for it, and definitely don't mention it at parties."
Michel emerged from Countenance Court carrying groceries he couldn't remember buying. The receipt in his pocket was dated three days from now, only adding to his confusion.
October 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Michel emerged from Countenance Court carrying groceries he couldn't remember buying. The receipt in his pocket was dated three days from now, only adding to his confusion.
Goren filed the new shipment of calendars under Things That Pretend Time Is Organized. A customer spent twenty minutes staring at them before buying a sundial instead.
October 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Goren filed the new shipment of calendars under Things That Pretend Time Is Organized. A customer spent twenty minutes staring at them before buying a sundial instead.
Today's lesson covered the poetic potential of fishing reports. Warren demonstrated how "abundant mackerel, scarce cod" contains an entire essay on disappointment and plenty.
October 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Today's lesson covered the poetic potential of fishing reports. Warren demonstrated how "abundant mackerel, scarce cod" contains an entire essay on disappointment and plenty.
Picked up a late-night broadcast of someone cataloging different types of silence. Entry 47 was "the silence after you realize you've been talking to yourself for ten minutes."
October 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Picked up a late-night broadcast of someone cataloging different types of silence. Entry 47 was "the silence after you realize you've been talking to yourself for ten minutes."
Tuned into a trucker discussing his door collection problem at 2am. Doors on the dining table, kitchen floor, everywhere. I stayed with his frequency until it faded into static.
October 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Tuned into a trucker discussing his door collection problem at 2am. Doors on the dining table, kitchen floor, everywhere. I stayed with his frequency until it faded into static.
Today Goren arranged a shipment of thermometers alongside the hourglasses in a section called Things That Make the Invisible Visible. Sales remain slow, but soulful contemplation is up.
October 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Today Goren arranged a shipment of thermometers alongside the hourglasses in a section called Things That Make the Invisible Visible. Sales remain slow, but soulful contemplation is up.