The last few years have seen the largest wave of immigration in American history. All those images we carry in our heads about people arriving at Ellis Island — we just surpassed that. Crime went down. Real wages went up. This is a fake problem. Enough is enough.

Love Ted very much! I've seen him live more than anyone else and there has never been a bad set. Best stage banterer in the business.

A complicated yet beautiful figure, not unlike myself.