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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 3m

If you know, you know….

Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 17m

So far, u r a troll

Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 18m

Watching Kaleidescopt

Its the same as Oceans 11!

two men are sitting at a table and one of them is asking the other if he needs one more

ALT: two men are sitting at a table and one of them is asking the other if he needs one more

media.tenor.com

Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 29m

And America again has entered into a voluntary dark ages

Jana DeGrand @janad.bsky.social · 59m

Some Texas community colleges remove course materials amid broader push to limit gender identity discussions www.texastribune.org/2025/10/09/t... via @texastribune.org

Some Texas community colleges remove course materials amid broader push to limit gender identity discussions

At least two community colleges, Alvin and Blinn, are also considering what they can and can’t teach to high schoolers enrolled in their fast-growing dual credit courses.

www.texastribune.org

Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 30m

The mistake that you think is a mistake was not a mistake at all

It just wasn’t expected

It happened

It was meant to happen that way

It’s OK

It’s OK to forgive yourself

Even if the world won’t

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 1h

It had better have been red

If I am going to be paying for somebody else’s Corvette that it had better be a red Corvette

a red sports car is driving down a road with mountains in the background and a license plate that says california

ALT: a red sports car is driving down a road with mountains in the background and a license plate that says california

media.tenor.com

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 1h

How to you spell Canada?

Eh!
L!
C!
S!

#bluejays

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 1h

According to my email, I just purchased a Corvette online

Gotta love spam

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 1h

I was there when Joe sent his shot over the left field wall in 1993 for a back to back World Series win

This team is - JUST AS GOOD

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 1h

I was there when they got Morris
I was there when they got Winfield

I was there when they won the East in 1992
I was there when they won the AL against the As
I was there at the SkyDome when Timlin threw out Nixon to win our 1st World Series

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 1h

I was there in 1989, when the Blue Jays lost to the Ricky Henderson A's

I was there in 1990 when they lost on the last day of the season to Boston

I was there when the trade was made with San Diego

I was there when they won the East in 1991 & lost to the Twins

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 2h

How to you spell Canada?

A!
L!
C!
S!

#bluejays

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 2h

How to you spell Toronto?

A!
L!
C!
S!

#bluejays

Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 2h

There is only 1 reason that Yankee fans will applaud Vlad Guerrero Jr

Only 1

They want him

The Yankees are known to trade up

Think Tino Martinez

1/2 Billion USD contract? That's common for the Yankees

& Vladdy owns Yankee stadium

Think of it....

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 2h

Keep on losing you pedophiles, yea, fuck you too

Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 17h

20 point flip. Wow.

www.newsweek.com/alaska-fairb...

Republican ousted by Democrat in shock election defeat

The mayoralty has been held by a Republican for years.

www.newsweek.com

Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 2h

I am saying the constitution is already being ignored by this administration

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 2h

Open a can of Coke

Pour into ice trays

Freeze

Use Coke cubes in a glass

Pour Coke in glass

Enjoy

Coke and Coke

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 2h

they were made to feel small bc life fell on them - ALOT

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 3h

Every single complaint that comes in from Chicago, the felon rejoices

For the felon understands that Obama is being hurt

That is all this administration is, let’s hurt Obama, and those that supported him and those that did not support me

The bastard has a nine-year-old’s mentality

George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 4h

religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah, she is actually, she is a slave to the president

She’s not just a slave. She is his bitch and she is his Cunt.

George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 5h

www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 3h

Imagine in February?

Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 4h

I just scheduled a procedure for December because I don’t know if I will be able to afford health insurance in January.

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 3h

Whoever puts this motherfucker down is going to become a national hero and yes, we deserve the Nobel peace prize

I don’t give a shit who

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 3h

Wherever you work

You know the problems that that place faces

And the truth is is that you’re higher-ups be your immediate supervisor middle management upper management have no interest in knowing what those problems are

Even if they ask

Telling them the truth gets you a smack

Well done!

Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 3h

If the general public chooses to do nothing, then, they get the tyranny that they are gonna live under

Then they get to eat that shit and be happy about it

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 3h

When you were a kid, what were you taught to believe made you rich?

I was told having your own home making $50-$75,000 a year with one car at least and you could send your kids to college and retire made you rich

That was 1974

How about you?

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