Psaki's Apprentice
sleepycongressman.bsky.social
Psaki's Apprentice
@sleepycongressman.bsky.social
BLM LGBTQ Author ISTJ IT Professional from Canada 🇨🇦 and NY
There is a very strict protocol on gift taking by any representative of the federal government

The gift is the property of the United States government

The item is then catalogue and stored and valued, including if it is priceless

The recipient does have the option of paying for the item
This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
So, has anybody given any thought to the fact that the Secret Service was in on the fake assassination attempt in Butler Pennsylvania during the campaign?

Our own secret Service!

They are even appearing with their facial images on merchandise!
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Who won the holy hell is this stupid bitch? Think she is

We are dealing with the second coming of Kimberly Gilfoyle it appears

Which ambassador ship does she want for spreading her legs?
Kash Patel’s girlfriend suggests that Sen. Mark Kelly’s video is responsible for the shooting of National Guard troops in DC.
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
people either have hope and happiness in their eyes ...

or they dont
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Campbells owes its customers an apology....
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They all made a shit load of $$$ like MTG and know they cant get re-elected with their track record of supporting a pedo

They are collectively leaving a mess

What a colossal cluster fuck that bastard put us all into
Congressional retirements are on a record-breaking pace ahead of the 2026 midterms
How bad have things become on Capitol Hill? Dozens of members — from both parties and both chambers — are headed for the exits.
Read in MS NOW: apple.news/ALBeEssCuQ_i...
👉if you aren't fighting for US, Bye Felecia
Congressional retirements are on a record-breaking pace ahead of the 2026 midterms — MS NOW
How bad have things become on Capitol Hill? Dozens of members — from both parties and both chambers — are headed for the exits.
apple.news
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
& thats just the concept of the plan......
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
he cant preside either....
Reminder that the president of the united states can't read.
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
we need a 5th starter people....
Highest swing and miss rate induced, 2025 qualified pitchers:

Dylan Cease: 33.4%
Tarik Skubal: 32.5%
Jesús Luzardo: 30.8%
Cristopher Sánchez: 30.4%
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The party that doesnt spend wants to blame the party that does spend so that they can accuse them of overspending....
They always blame democrats no matter what, and they get away with it
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
actually, he is a jive turkey, and an asshole, and a POS, and MFer, and a jackass, and a loser, and bastard
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving Day in the United States. Donald Trump is the biggest turkey of them all.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Gausman
Yeasavage
Cease
Beiber
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NEWS: The Blue Jays are signing Dylan Cease to a seven-year, $210 million contract, sources tell The Athletic.

It's the largest pitching contract in franchise history.
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
These are the long-term career aspects if you let Donald Junior use you
Kimberly Guilfoyle in Athens: "Kristi Noem, I see your synthetic hair extensions and raise."
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Appoint a fuck up and this is what happens
This incredibly irresponsible alcoholic idiot is calling for 500 additional troops in Washington. Because that won't incite more violence.

Everything about this silly "Secretary of War" is about saber rattling and pretending he is so strong. He really must have been picked on in school.
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I recall when a three or a five year deal was the maximum

Seven years, holy crap
@jonheyman.bsky.social reports the Toronto Blue Jays have signed Dylan Cease to a 7 year $210 million deal. 👀👀
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Anybody unhappy with her being thrown under a bus by everybody?
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Danielle Smith of Alberta did the same thing and Canada feels that she is a traitor as well.....
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
We all have….
I think I just went to third base with a jelly donut. 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Obama told him to learn
I am told Mamdani plays poker.
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
She embarrassed herself & him

She was appointed & confirmed to take blame
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
A useless tear from Ohio
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Thats what we thought in 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024.......
Captain Bonespurs vs Captain Mark Kelly = Draft Dodger vs Decorated Veteran. No contest.
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Does it matter she got her job bc she spread her legs for Jr?

Does it matter she got her job bc she enabled Jr's coke habit?

Does it matter she got her job bc the felon had to get rid of her?

Does it matter she got her job bc she became a problem?
Interesting attire for a US Ambassador at a formal occasion.
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
its that part of the job description called OTHER

or MISCELLANEOUS

Other duties as required

Miscellaneous duties as required
National Guard soldiers didn't sign up to be deployed as local police indefinitely as part of someone else's political stunt.

They're not set up to be local police, they never should have been deployed.
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM