Sleepy Gene
@sleepyj3an.bsky.social
(they/he) the satirical volume of my cultivated and far from quasi-autobiographical, “digital humanity”. If that makes any sense…
When ur man won’t f*ck you cuz “it’s Christmas Eve!”
(I love him so much it’s okay he just loves the innocence of Christmas)
(I love him so much it’s okay he just loves the innocence of Christmas)
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
When ur man won’t f*ck you cuz “it’s Christmas Eve!”
(I love him so much it’s okay he just loves the innocence of Christmas)
(I love him so much it’s okay he just loves the innocence of Christmas)
I wish I had a locker so I could tape up a picture of my lover and I on the inside of the door
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I wish I had a locker so I could tape up a picture of my lover and I on the inside of the door
I’ve kinda stopped wearing deodorant bc i actually love how my sweat smells but i do know that others notice sometimes. The one place i don’t tend to worry about this is at the climbing gym.
December 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’ve kinda stopped wearing deodorant bc i actually love how my sweat smells but i do know that others notice sometimes. The one place i don’t tend to worry about this is at the climbing gym.
Lucky for me I made way too much egg yesterday and am eating leftover egg today. Im choking it down.
Every month I forget that eggs often make me nauseous and I make an egg based breakfast and then end up choking it down. Wish I just liked eggs more …
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Lucky for me I made way too much egg yesterday and am eating leftover egg today. Im choking it down.
Every month I forget that eggs often make me nauseous and I make an egg based breakfast and then end up choking it down. Wish I just liked eggs more …
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Every month I forget that eggs often make me nauseous and I make an egg based breakfast and then end up choking it down. Wish I just liked eggs more …
Oh we have a 10 hour drive ahead of us? No need to fret, I have 10 finger nails I want to pick and gnaw. Im all set! It doesn’t matter that I forgot my book.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Oh we have a 10 hour drive ahead of us? No need to fret, I have 10 finger nails I want to pick and gnaw. Im all set! It doesn’t matter that I forgot my book.
He stands and looks at me with his paw on the “open” button that lives outside my bedroom door.
Yes, scooter. The door IS open!
Yes, scooter. The door IS open!
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
He stands and looks at me with his paw on the “open” button that lives outside my bedroom door.
Yes, scooter. The door IS open!
Yes, scooter. The door IS open!
Yes please do boom and clap
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Yes please do boom and clap
Playing pool with Michael and he won’t stop looking at my butt! 🙄🤨
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Playing pool with Michael and he won’t stop looking at my butt! 🙄🤨
I just can’t shop like I used to 😔
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I just can’t shop like I used to 😔
They do but they have to take you into a locked room and they wait in the hallway while you do your business
Do they allow you to poop and pee at the Apple Store in Lincoln park? Do you think?
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
They do but they have to take you into a locked room and they wait in the hallway while you do your business
Do they allow you to poop and pee at the Apple Store in Lincoln park? Do you think?
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Do they allow you to poop and pee at the Apple Store in Lincoln park? Do you think?
Yall remember them?
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Yall remember them?
Mishka just keeps confining herself to boxes… embrace the lunar power, babe!
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Mishka just keeps confining herself to boxes… embrace the lunar power, babe!
Scooter is really taking the Taurus full moon seriously and fully relaxing
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Scooter is really taking the Taurus full moon seriously and fully relaxing
Me: I want salt
Michael: I wish I could give you a state fair pretzel with cheese sauce
Me: or a salt lick
Michael: …
Me: or a salt lick
Michael: I HEARD YOU
Michael: I wish I could give you a state fair pretzel with cheese sauce
Me: or a salt lick
Michael: …
Me: or a salt lick
Michael: I HEARD YOU
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Me: I want salt
Michael: I wish I could give you a state fair pretzel with cheese sauce
Me: or a salt lick
Michael: …
Me: or a salt lick
Michael: I HEARD YOU
Michael: I wish I could give you a state fair pretzel with cheese sauce
Me: or a salt lick
Michael: …
Me: or a salt lick
Michael: I HEARD YOU
I just discovered that I can have a coffee and then a beer and play blooms tower defense 6 and then watch the Kardashians all while in a cafe
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I just discovered that I can have a coffee and then a beer and play blooms tower defense 6 and then watch the Kardashians all while in a cafe
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me blessing Mishka
October 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
me blessing Mishka
And lunch is a piece of white bread and two Buffalo chicken wings?!?
Since when is continental breakfast just coffee and tea and sugar and cream?
October 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
And lunch is a piece of white bread and two Buffalo chicken wings?!?
Since when is continental breakfast just coffee and tea and sugar and cream?
October 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Since when is continental breakfast just coffee and tea and sugar and cream?
And he kept me up laughing to himself about it
last night I couldn't sleep because I woke up at 4:30 thinking of this joke:
"What do you call a slice of pizza with no family?"
"Crust Solo"
"What do you call a slice of pizza with no family?"
"Crust Solo"
October 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
And he kept me up laughing to himself about it
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Id go as far as to say it’s robbed me of my innocence AND my dignity. I’ve seen horrors here beyond my wildest nightmares.
I now have a personal vendetta against the London Heathrow Airport
October 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Id go as far as to say it’s robbed me of my innocence AND my dignity. I’ve seen horrors here beyond my wildest nightmares.
I now have a personal vendetta against the London Heathrow Airport
October 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I now have a personal vendetta against the London Heathrow Airport