If Trump wants to go for a third term, Obama should run against him.

The most hopeful thing I have thought of recently is what if this is the timeline that AOC becomes president?

News: Wash Post owner Jeff Bezos announces a new libertarian bent for paper's opinion pages - and says opposing views will be found elsewhere.

At an hour-long meeting today with staffers, opinions editor David Shipley said he had argued against Bezos's new vision. He is stepping down / MORE

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Using the last of my fortnum and mason royal blend. Going to need to find more my next tea run, preferably without the tin. The Lego flowers really elevate it. Also the bag cosplaying as a bunny.

I know. Me too.

Call your reps--this gives you their numbers AND a script. I promise doing something, even this small thing, will make you feel better than not doing it.

Karoline Geobbels… sorry Leavitt did her first press conference as press secretary. I’m honestly impressed by her skills to BS so quickly and dodge essential questions even being asked multiple times. Her speed of talking practically gave me anxiety.

Fortnum and Mason Royal Blend this morning with some brown sugar and oat milk. What’s the morning tea today?

Adding more whimsy to my life to brighten this hellscape. Step one, stop saving the “fancy” items for special occasions. Surviving the day counts as a special occasion.

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Now that y’all are here, I beat you to it 8 months ago.

Hello! It’s me. I did a thing and now I have this.