Slick Kat
@slickkat.bsky.social
I made a thing. Yes, this is me. I belong to Shelby Allen
Just saw the email! Super stoked to be educated about poop jokes!
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just saw the email! Super stoked to be educated about poop jokes!
Sean is birb, confirmed
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Sean is birb, confirmed
Do we have any updates on CAH EtJ? I just remembered I'd preordered it when I was browsing the games aisle at the store lol
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Do we have any updates on CAH EtJ? I just remembered I'd preordered it when I was browsing the games aisle at the store lol
"You were a girl scout?"
"No, but I've eaten more a few brownies"
"No, but I've eaten more a few brownies"
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"You were a girl scout?"
"No, but I've eaten more a few brownies"
"No, but I've eaten more a few brownies"
Was the other guy a Smurf?
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Was the other guy a Smurf?
But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from yesterday, in voting booths across the country, and together we shall give them a fifth (or third) of November that shall never, ever be forgot. /11 end
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from yesterday, in voting booths across the country, and together we shall give them a fifth (or third) of November that shall never, ever be forgot. /11 end
So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you, then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. /10
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you, then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. /10
More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. /9
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. /9
He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night America sought to end that silence. Last night America voted against his candidates, to remind this country of what it has forgotten. /8
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night America sought to end that silence. Last night America voted against his candidates, to remind this country of what it has forgotten. /8
There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now president, Donald Trump. /7
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now president, Donald Trump. /7
Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. /6
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. /6
Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? /5
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? /5
Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? /4
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? /4
by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? /3
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? /3
But in the spirit of commemoration, whereby those important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, 2/
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
But in the spirit of commemoration, whereby those important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, 2/
Let me know what color it turns things
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Let me know what color it turns things
Only thing I ask is that everything goes in Slick's butt, and that Shelby and Tanya (my other OC) are the ones who put it there. Lol
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Only thing I ask is that everything goes in Slick's butt, and that Shelby and Tanya (my other OC) are the ones who put it there. Lol
I mean, they have the meats. You get backshots from their meat
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I mean, they have the meats. You get backshots from their meat
It is kinda hot, tbh
October 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It is kinda hot, tbh
Most domestic terrorists don't meet those qualifications. Because they're single white males who live in their mom's basement
September 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Most domestic terrorists don't meet those qualifications. Because they're single white males who live in their mom's basement
4. I'm not really into the outfits, though I can definitely appreciate a good rubber or leather outfit
September 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
4. I'm not really into the outfits, though I can definitely appreciate a good rubber or leather outfit