JUST KIDDING its a different non acapella christmas album

I dont like the way that apple is smiling at me...

HALLELUJAH IS NOT A CHRISTMAS SONG

How did you know?!

I caught myself doing them to myself at work the other day because I was excited for a rice crispy treat in my lunch

Tactical RPG 🫵

I had a truly very tasty carrot the other night and I said nothing to the people I was with because I didn't want to sound crazy for praising a carrot's flavor.

As a fun addition the result for surfin berry

It looks so cute and Im so excited for it!!

Did everyone get a meat box like a door gift or was it just specifically you sent home with the lucky prize of the night??

If a fake instagram is a finsta, then what is a fake facebook?
Faux+profile = faux-file?
Fake+facebook = facebook? Fook?

Sorry this happened to you though, that does suck to have someone trying to pass themselves off as you

I just deleted over 200 photos off my phone of work stuff that did not need to be there

Instead I bought a car from an old man at a different dealership that wanted to talk to me about Indy car racing

I told one I wanted to go home and think about it and I would probably come back tomorrow and he kept trying to ask me "why I needed to think" and "was I going to go home and sit in my rocking chair and consider options" I am 29 years old I never went back to that dealership