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{ ember // 29 // she or they }

hypnotist, pawslut, artist, and occasional writer!

nudes are tagged #irlnsfw
sfw is @blaziken.bsky.social
fa is https://furaffinity.net/user/blzkn

manchester, uk
this is true tbf, liverpool is like 30 miles away and even i have to ask scousers to slow down sometimes.
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
you're posing prettily and everyone thinks you look beautiful, nothing more than that. no movement, no talking, no thoughts. statues don't do any of that. you are an ornate and stationary decoration and any thoughts to the contrary will become as stuck as the rest of you.
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
nah. *turns you into a statue instead so everyone gets to look at how pretty you are*
December 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
??? that's insane lmao we import so much aus media including their fuckin soap operas
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
american shows love doing this to scots and it always gets an eye roll and a laugh from me
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
you also need tummy rubs
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I WISH I HAD A RABBIT IN A HAT, WITH A BAT
AND A 6' IMPALA
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
if you're gonna continue to be that much of a damn snack then you might consider trying~
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
are they having a "most kissable tummy" competition at this con or what??
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
(with my feet)
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 AM
get 👏 those 👏 twinks 👏 brainwashed 👏
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
patient zero any%
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
hell yeah lookin GOOOOOOOOD
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
you're more than welcome! you're a legit snack, go fuck em up. ✨
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
WHOA

this is fucking killer, goddamn
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
shoulda figured you'd enjoy this :3
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
happy birthday dog!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
that's the kiss zone!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
shit like this is exactly why i won't lol. i have friends asking often if i'll make the trip and Absolutely Fucking Not
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 AM