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slocrnt.bsky.social
Slow Current
@slocrnt.bsky.social
Official Dictator of bsky.app as per the 100 likes on that post I once posted on here.

I don't know why but I keep throwing myself in front of buses.
Oh dear.
December 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Ewwww. Yea.
December 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This is the same level of writing on a Costco milk carton.

Contains milk
Warning contains milk
May contain milk
Ingredients: milk

Except... You know... pedophiles
December 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Nah, Hollywood just became less legit
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Dear bangeesus I need an opportunity so help me I might as well look into it.
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Wait... Yea?
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I love Gary. Gary is my father's name and he looks like he might be a rat terrier like my best friend.
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Damn. Which streamers out here doing that nonsense? Some of the neatest ideas in video games are coming from their culture.
December 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I believe that if you are nominated for goty then you don't need to be nominated for other things
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Ok dude, way to make me feel bad right away
December 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Ah yes... Funds well spent
December 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Great sharpness! Wow good job!
December 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I dare you... do it... make a whole thing out of it...
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
That's nice sweety
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I think this could be something y'alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I miss 14kb
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM