Jordan
@slomzenski.bsky.social
Endlessly curious. Reader. Aspiring runner. Gym rat. Guitarist. Electrical engineer. ⛰️>🏖️. Work to live, not live to work.
Most weekends. Unless I hold onto it. But let me set it down for any reason then yeah. I'm used to cold tea at this point.
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Most weekends. Unless I hold onto it. But let me set it down for any reason then yeah. I'm used to cold tea at this point.
We live in the land of plenty in the grip of the few.
October 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
We live in the land of plenty in the grip of the few.
I'm guessing this song didn't get much airtime…
Catchy ditty.
Catchy ditty.
Give the Anarchist a Cigarette
open.spotify.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I'm guessing this song didn't get much airtime…
Catchy ditty.
Catchy ditty.
Close…
[Bracket City]
September 17, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 👑 (Kingmaker, ah finally the very top)
❌ Wrong guesses: 0
Total Score: 100.0
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
[Bracket City]
September 17, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 👑 (Kingmaker, ah finally the very top)
❌ Wrong guesses: 0
Total Score: 100.0
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Bracket City - The Atlantic
Solve nested clues to reveal a satisfying fact about this day in history. Climb the ranks from tourist to kingmaker (or beyond?).
www.theatlantic.com
September 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Close…
[Bracket City]
September 17, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 👑 (Kingmaker, ah finally the very top)
❌ Wrong guesses: 0
Total Score: 100.0
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
[Bracket City]
September 17, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 👑 (Kingmaker, ah finally the very top)
❌ Wrong guesses: 0
Total Score: 100.0
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Well dang, that's a big drop-off…
[Bracket City]
September 16, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 🏠 (Resident)
❌ Wrong guesses: 4
👀 Peeks: 3
🛟 Answers Revealed: 3
Total Score: 32.0
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
[Bracket City]
September 16, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 🏠 (Resident)
❌ Wrong guesses: 4
👀 Peeks: 3
🛟 Answers Revealed: 3
Total Score: 32.0
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
Bracket City - The Atlantic
Solve nested clues to reveal a satisfying fact about this day in history. Climb the ranks from tourist to kingmaker (or beyond?).
www.theatlantic.com
September 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Well dang, that's a big drop-off…
[Bracket City]
September 16, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 🏠 (Resident)
❌ Wrong guesses: 4
👀 Peeks: 3
🛟 Answers Revealed: 3
Total Score: 32.0
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
[Bracket City]
September 16, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 🏠 (Resident)
❌ Wrong guesses: 4
👀 Peeks: 3
🛟 Answers Revealed: 3
Total Score: 32.0
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
My sleep is hard won and jealously guarded once attained. Not the best. Like the time I slept through the tornado sirens.
September 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
My sleep is hard won and jealously guarded once attained. Not the best. Like the time I slept through the tornado sirens.
This can't continue…
[Bracket City]
September 15, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 🔮 (Puppet Master, now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds)
🎹 Total Keystrokes: 83
🎯 Minimum Required: 83
Total Score: 100.0
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
[Bracket City]
September 15, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 🔮 (Puppet Master, now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds)
🎹 Total Keystrokes: 83
🎯 Minimum Required: 83
Total Score: 100.0
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
Bracket City - The Atlantic
Solve nested clues to reveal a satisfying fact about this day in history. Climb the ranks from tourist to kingmaker (or beyond?).
www.theatlantic.com
September 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This can't continue…
[Bracket City]
September 15, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 🔮 (Puppet Master, now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds)
🎹 Total Keystrokes: 83
🎯 Minimum Required: 83
Total Score: 100.0
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
[Bracket City]
September 15, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 🔮 (Puppet Master, now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds)
🎹 Total Keystrokes: 83
🎯 Minimum Required: 83
Total Score: 100.0
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
A rare sighting today: another guy named Jordan. At Circle K, ringing up my fair tickets.
September 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
A rare sighting today: another guy named Jordan. At Circle K, ringing up my fair tickets.
Well that's a surprise…
[Bracket City]
September 14, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 🔮 (Puppet Master, now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds)
🎹 Total Keystrokes: 74
🎯 Minimum Required: 74
Total Score: 100.0
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
[Bracket City]
September 14, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 🔮 (Puppet Master, now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds)
🎹 Total Keystrokes: 74
🎯 Minimum Required: 74
Total Score: 100.0
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
Bracket City - The Atlantic
Solve nested clues to reveal a satisfying fact about this day in history. Climb the ranks from tourist to kingmaker (or beyond?).
www.theatlantic.com
September 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Well that's a surprise…
[Bracket City]
September 14, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 🔮 (Puppet Master, now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds)
🎹 Total Keystrokes: 74
🎯 Minimum Required: 74
Total Score: 100.0
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
[Bracket City]
September 14, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 🔮 (Puppet Master, now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds)
🎹 Total Keystrokes: 74
🎯 Minimum Required: 74
Total Score: 100.0
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
Rarely do I achieve this rank…
[Bracket City]
September 13, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 🔮 (Puppet Master, now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds)
🎹 Total Keystrokes: 66
🎯 Minimum Required: 66
Total Score: 100.0
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
[Bracket City]
September 13, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 🔮 (Puppet Master, now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds)
🎹 Total Keystrokes: 66
🎯 Minimum Required: 66
Total Score: 100.0
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
Bracket City - The Atlantic
Solve nested clues to reveal a satisfying fact about this day in history. Climb the ranks from tourist to kingmaker (or beyond?).
www.theatlantic.com
September 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Rarely do I achieve this rank…
[Bracket City]
September 13, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 🔮 (Puppet Master, now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds)
🎹 Total Keystrokes: 66
🎯 Minimum Required: 66
Total Score: 100.0
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
[Bracket City]
September 13, 2025
www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke...
Rank: 🔮 (Puppet Master, now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds)
🎹 Total Keystrokes: 66
🎯 Minimum Required: 66
Total Score: 100.0
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
The beach has hired new greeters at the access points.
📷 Jordan Slomzenski
📍 Edisto Island, SC
📷 Jordan Slomzenski
📍 Edisto Island, SC
September 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The beach has hired new greeters at the access points.
📷 Jordan Slomzenski
📍 Edisto Island, SC
📷 Jordan Slomzenski
📍 Edisto Island, SC
Kind of wild to be reading a non-local newsletter and seeing your response to their daily survey from the day before published as one of the two printed quotes (mine is the first one). This was the August 28, 2025 edition of The Future Party newsletter.
August 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Kind of wild to be reading a non-local newsletter and seeing your response to their daily survey from the day before published as one of the two printed quotes (mine is the first one). This was the August 28, 2025 edition of The Future Party newsletter.
"Hero" is a moniker typically attached to someone we’ve decided (as a society) to underpay. Teachers, frontline workers, etc.
August 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"Hero" is a moniker typically attached to someone we’ve decided (as a society) to underpay. Teachers, frontline workers, etc.
Got to use some geometry at work. Had to model a triangle pendant light fixture for a project. Which involved locating the light source at the center of the fixture face. One quick search later and I'm plugging in the formula to locate the light source at the centroid. I never get to use math here.
a computer screen shows a triangle and the word geogebra classic on the top left
Alt: a computer screen shows a triangle being resized
media.tenor.com
August 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got to use some geometry at work. Had to model a triangle pendant light fixture for a project. Which involved locating the light source at the center of the fixture face. One quick search later and I'm plugging in the formula to locate the light source at the centroid. I never get to use math here.
The build always gives me chills.
The View Between Villages
open.spotify.com
August 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The build always gives me chills.
It's been a slow reading month.
August 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's been a slow reading month.
Currently stuck on this album.
Even In Arcadia
Sleep Token · Album · 2025 · 10 songs
open.spotify.com
August 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Currently stuck on this album.
Watching I'll Be Gone in the Dark on HBO just weighs you down.
July 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Watching I'll Be Gone in the Dark on HBO just weighs you down.
Well then I guess 9 isn't the least moves for a solve…
July 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Well then I guess 9 isn't the least moves for a solve…
Summer in the South must be like what my chicken nuggets feel in the air fryer.
June 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Summer in the South must be like what my chicken nuggets feel in the air fryer.
They don't tell you that working in the AEC industry is like being the rules lawyer at game night.
June 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
They don't tell you that working in the AEC industry is like being the rules lawyer at game night.
Sometimes spam texts have entertaining mistakes.
April 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Sometimes spam texts have entertaining mistakes.