Douglas Lee
slonkpile.bsky.social
Douglas Lee
@slonkpile.bsky.social
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No, I know. I'm just making fun of that thing hard right conservatives say when they're calling democrats racist or whatever.
August 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"Lincoln was a Republican." 🤤🤤🤤
August 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You're swiftly becoming my favorite avian photographer.
August 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Woah, let's not get crazy now.
July 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The djinn granting me a 6th wish out of sheer curiosity and me wishing for a 6th beer.
a close up of a man 's face with a sweater on
Alt: A man's face looking slightly perplexed.
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July 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
If you're in the UK and haven't already, I think it's worth making a trip to Exmoor Zoo to see them! Even though they're very large birds, in person is always kind of... Unexpected.
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Fun fact, they're actually not storks, but closely related to Pelicans!
a bird with a large beak stands in a pond
Alt: Shoebill Stork dives into pond to bathe itself.
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July 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
MAGA hates them because they're non-white Africans.
July 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
But the Shoebill is a wonderful creature!
a bird with a large beak is standing in the grass with its wings outstretched .
Alt: Shoebill Stork dancing
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July 31, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I wish, they're much more respectful than our current overlords.
a woman is standing next to a large bird with a long beak
Alt: Woman and Shoebill Stork exchange greeting bows.
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July 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
They get much more menacing.
But can also be kinda goofy.
July 31, 2025 at 11:57 AM
This is truly the best bird.
July 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Love these little fellas.
July 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
How do we feel about Alien Weaponry and Gojira?
July 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My favorite is when I see some raw milkers say, "it's fine if you boil it first." 😭
July 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Oh no, my life is going very well, I'm just mentally ill. Thanks either way though. Deb didn't like it, she blocked me. I don't get it I felt like it was a pretty benign joke. Oh well, the Internet is a funny place.
July 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This was also sarcasm.
But no, comrade, I am not well.
spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a window with his arms in the air .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a window with his arms in the air .
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July 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
BOOOOO, This guy's being NICE on the INTERNET! String him up!
July 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM