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Sloth (he/him)
@sloth.direct
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PMD writer, eventual romhacker/mod dev. current project: writing a story about outlaws! machinist irl, also playing other games. ARPGs that aren't named Diablo 4 are cool!

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Happy Friday! Mint chocolate flavored coffee today :)
Black coffee in a white mug on a desk
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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look at that winning smile
ben starr bathed in red light, smiling and giving two thumbs up
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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CW: GAME OF THE YEAR WINNER LEAKS (REAL)

OH MY GOD!!!!!!
cover art for Imagine Party Babyz for the nintendo wii
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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surely this guy's personal website should at least function for someone so concerned about decentralization

...right?
blog.tree.fail erroring out Application error: a server-side exception has occurred while loading blog.tree.fail (see the server logs for more information). Digest: 2634204298
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Work sucks today. I have to slice these tubes to make 450 smaller tubes. Super tedious :/
An aluminum worktable with three rods clamped securely down. A paper cup is taped near the spindle with a .25" endmill inside.
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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i love async trade so much. the system is handling a big junk contract bulk trade for me while i'm setting up some heist blueprints.

#pathofexile
path of exile notification spam of a bunch of contract trades selling for one orb of alchemy
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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good morning
A warhammer space marine in red armor holding a photorealistic black and white cat. Caption: This felinid is vibrating at regular frequency. it must be praising the Omnissiah. Can I take it with me on the flagship?
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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feared down 🥳

#pathofexile
Path of Exile screenshot. Loot from The Feared in The Maven's Crucible.
December 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Good morning
Path of Exile screenshot. A well dressed treasurer sits at a desk with piles of gold, pushing his glasses up with his middle finger. Johnathan Rogers, Path of Exile game director. He is pushing his glasses up with his middle finger.
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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i hit a eater div altar. bought a new toy :D

#pathofexile
Headhunter Leather Belt -------- Quality (Attribute Modifiers): +20% (augmented) -------- Requirements: Level: 40 -------- +37 to maximum Life (implicit) -------- +66 to Strength +57 to Dexterity +57 to maximum Life 20% increased Damage with Hits against Rare monsters When you Kill a Rare monster, you gain its Modifiers for 60 seconds -------- "A man's soul rules from a cavern of bone, learns and judges through flesh-born windows. The heart is meat. The head is where the Man is." - Lavianga, Advisor to Kaom
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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BREACH TREE GAVE ME THIS SICK FRACTURE WITH ALL THESE NICE PREFIXES

ALL I HAD TO DO WAS LOCK PREFIX, SCOUR, AND MULTIMOD

HOLY FUCK

#pathofexile
Rarity: Rare Maelström Charm Omen Wand -------- Wand Quality: +20% (augmented) Physical Damage: 69-130 (augmented) Critical Strike Chance: 12.00% (augmented) Attacks per Second: 1.69 (augmented) -------- Requirements: Level: 64 Int: 200 -------- 31% increased Spell Damage (implicit) -------- 38% increased Critical Strike Chance (fractured) 140% increased Physical Damage +135 to maximum Mana Can have up to 3 Crafted Modifiers (crafted) 13% increased Attack Speed (crafted) Attacks with this Weapon Penetrate 13% Elemental Resistances (crafted)
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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nice #pathofexile
sloth_IMP_DOOM_AT_HOME (Hierophant) is now level 69
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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(this post, as with all my posts, are best viewed on mastodon. here's how it's supposed to look.)
the above post, but "snorlax" in the body is replaced with a snorlax emoji
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Went thrifting with my sibling today and found official #pokemon merch for 75% off retail :snorlax:
50 ounce Snorlax mug. Its mouth is open and extends inside the mug.
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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youtube recommendation
youtube recommendation for the bee movie
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Played some Bolt Action with the boys tonight! We got fog of war, so the reserve deployments were very funny 🇺🇸 #wargaming
An American tank named "Kat Killer" positioned directly behind a broken German tank with a pin marker. The American tank is firing. An American soldier taking cover behind some sandbags. There is a vehicle on fire on the other side of the sandbags. A platoon of American soldiers hiding inside a ruined church. There is an open top German vehicle visible through the window.
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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CW: re: Visions of Eternity

OPENLY GAY NPC LOCATED HELL YEAH

i really love how subtle and realistic queer characters are written in this game
Screenshot of Bouncer Begbie, a large muscular Norn with a bald head and full beard
November 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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CW: Visions of Eternity

🖼
Dialogue option reading "I hate computers. Just let me hit something!"
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Finally got all of the basil out of the ground. The last harvest yielded 6 cups of fresh basil leaves, so I used my leftover pesto ingredients and made another batch for the freezer. 🍽️

#food #garden #cooking
A food processor filled about 80% with pesto. Pesto loaded into two light blue silicone ice cube trays, sitting in a freezer drawer
October 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I would like to introduce you to Ass Tomato.

It will die tonight in a pasta sauce. Enjoy it while you can. 🍽️

#food #garden #Cooking
A large red tomato that looks like a butt
October 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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YOU CAN'T STOP ME

#GuildWars2
A fiery asura sitting in a chair labeled "Reserved for Stoic Alder"
October 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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my friend gambled hard during festival of the four winds. he sent me this to explain his decisions

#GuildWars2
skeleton lifting a bench press weight on its back. meme text reads: "my body is a machine that turns 10,500 quartz crystals into 400 charged quartz crystals"
October 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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finally managed to sneak into a JW convergence cm full clear to get the last of my mastery points

goodbye bears, see you once a week maybe

#GuildWars2
screenshot of Guild Wars 2 mastery point menu. all 633 points are earned and allocated.
October 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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My aunt has three mischevious cats and one blur

#dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #dogs #cats
A blurry Jack Russel terrier and a black & white cat on a grey couch
October 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Merlin has rejected your good morning and elects to sleep in

#dogs #dogsofmastodon
A white-sable English Shepherd lying on its back upon a brown couch
October 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM