I will visit upon my enemies the unyielding scorn and violence of a thousand swine

Fuckin Patrick Chump over here

This post alone will make up for 30% of ticket sales

Cant wait for the spin-off "Taint" that connects the two

Turning a big dial taht says "I murdered people and it was really badass" on it and looking back at the audience for podcast gigs

Merch money goes to buying new and interesting variations of snap forever

Gonna have some real egg on your face when the 2028 The Mountain Goats set drops with a bunch of confusing products and a commander deck for every album.

It's not Hemmingway or anything, but I kinda like how unflourished it is. There's some gallows humor to writing out Pascal's wager in a farewell note that does make it kinda sad. I don't like Adams by any means, but somebody writing out something like this is always somber.

Vance would make such an interesting character in some piece of classic Russian literature but unfortunately hes a real guy

POODLE

Theres a lot to say about public figures that do bad things. Really didnt expect to see John Mountain Goats get canceled like this

The Badgermole Cub blues

Calling Sargon fucking stupid was always important