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@slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social
And of course
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Oh no- the Fed Stat System is damaged! We can't release employment and inflation numbers...
Cc. @ditzkoff.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
And how I hope they'll respond:
October 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
"As our agents patrol this urban warfare hellscape please don't let them wander into one of those fancy donut places that are everywhere in this city and order one of those flavors which sound good in your head but are actually very underwhelming. Like matcha white chocolate. Amen."
October 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Doesn't even mention the karat of the gold in his home- loser.
September 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I personally was hoping for something like this:
September 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
When your nephew teaches you how to Etsy
September 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Much more intimidating when he wears a la coat
September 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Nancy out here challenging debates like:
August 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?"

cc. @ditzkoff.bsky.social
August 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
July 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
How it'll go down
July 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"No, you don't get it: we SUPPORT the bill, in order to DOOM the bill."
July 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
And that is why Nigel Powers is correct:
June 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
June 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The energy here, as he's been at his job like...4 weeks:
May 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
-Put on tariffs
-Take off tariffs
-Get stuck with TACO nickname
-Tariffs would've come off any way as they're deemed illegal:
May 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
May 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
May 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
May 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Calling Trump in the middle of the workday

Cc. @ditzkoff.bsky.social
April 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I mean, no offsies with that uniform Elon, sowwy.
April 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Bill D Cat is his name...and in this house he's a hero.
April 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM