“In the past 9 days, I’ve seen a 50% reduction in my dick.” -JD Vance

Whoa, weird dude, nobody asked.

Hoping that Chronic Venous Insufficiency does its job quickly!

You look fat as fuck, bitch.

This the same tub of shit in a suit that wandered onto the soccer field last night? Get your boy, he’s a fucking mess.

A nazi that loves Lord of the Rings? My god, could your dick be any smaller.

Nice wrinkled shirt, looks like you fucked a couch

I’ll be this happy when all these people in the photo are six feet under so I can take a dump on their graves.

Did she eat the baby?

I think you should take your hand, shove it up your ass until you reach your mouth, then pull backwards out of your ass until you collapse into a meatball.

Yo suck my fat asshole, you twat.