Matt Hogan
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Matt Hogan
@slowcar.bsky.social
TBF I think the engineers’ management understood what they were saying well enough, they just caved to political pressure. I’m betting at least some of those managers came up through the ranks starting as engineers themselves.
January 28, 2026 at 4:37 AM
“Lungs hate this - (do before collapsing in a heap!)”
January 26, 2026 at 11:10 PM
a close up of a man 's face making a funny face
ALT: a close up of a man 's face making a funny face
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January 26, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Are you actively hibernating?
a polar bear cub is laying in a pile of branches .
ALT: a polar bear cub is laying in a pile of branches .
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January 24, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Once I passed 40 I became the king of self-inflicted injuries.
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I always knew this day would come, I just thought it would be in all caps and with much worse grammar.
January 19, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Some call it peace. I’m too dead inside to give things names anymore. They’ll take me when they’re ready, nothing more I can do but watch for the glint of glitter that I’ll see out of the corner of my eye before I rest.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I’m comfortable with what I did.
January 5, 2026 at 2:01 AM
It’s beautiful.
January 4, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I’d love to hear more about that!
January 1, 2026 at 4:38 AM
“What is Elsa but with her tits hanging out?”
January 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Oh cool, their whole thing is gross AI art of nude women.
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Here’s my work in progress kitchen - 1960 Frigidaire Flair and metal Youngstown cabinets!
December 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Here’s my work in progress kitchen - 1960 Frigidaire Flair and metal Youngstown cabinets!
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I was there!
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My kids were born there and spent a few christmases with skinny high school aged department store Santas with no beards and kei car sleighs. It was the best.
December 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I always wanted to do “Robert Mitchum” eyes over “Bette Davis Eyes”.
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Canon Cat vibes!
December 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM