Slow Jo
@slowjo.bsky.social
I, uh, hmmm...
Wanna see this dumpster fire in action? I stream every Friday afternoon! Stay Trashy <3
https://m.twitch.tv/Slow_Jo/home
Wanna see this dumpster fire in action? I stream every Friday afternoon! Stay Trashy <3
https://m.twitch.tv/Slow_Jo/home
I'm lactose intolerant, and know how to use it.
January 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I'm lactose intolerant, and know how to use it.
Me: *muttering softly* "these kids are going to be the death of me."
My 8 year old child: "I SURE AM!"
My 8 year old child: "I SURE AM!"
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Me: *muttering softly* "these kids are going to be the death of me."
My 8 year old child: "I SURE AM!"
My 8 year old child: "I SURE AM!"
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Honestly, I can probably rage against anything; not just the machine, if you give me a minute.
January 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Honestly, I can probably rage against anything; not just the machine, if you give me a minute.
What I asked Google to broadcast: remember when I said that I'd bring more toilet paper upstairs? I didn't, and now I need help, as I've gone poop.
What Google actually broadcast across the house: I went poop.
What Google actually broadcast across the house: I went poop.
January 7, 2026 at 2:59 PM
What I asked Google to broadcast: remember when I said that I'd bring more toilet paper upstairs? I didn't, and now I need help, as I've gone poop.
What Google actually broadcast across the house: I went poop.
What Google actually broadcast across the house: I went poop.
"mom, are souls real? How do you get a soul?"
Welcome to Philosophical Mondays with my 5 year old. Today's episode is an intro to questioning one's life purpose.
Welcome to Philosophical Mondays with my 5 year old. Today's episode is an intro to questioning one's life purpose.
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January 6, 2026 at 2:49 AM
"mom, are souls real? How do you get a soul?"
Welcome to Philosophical Mondays with my 5 year old. Today's episode is an intro to questioning one's life purpose.
Welcome to Philosophical Mondays with my 5 year old. Today's episode is an intro to questioning one's life purpose.
S.S.S. - Slow_Jos Slow Stream, so no one try to pull a fast one on me.
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HEY GOOGLE, HOW DO I STREAM IN 2026?!
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January 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
S.S.S. - Slow_Jos Slow Stream, so no one try to pull a fast one on me.
www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
American Truck Sim into 2026. Don't worry, I'm a professional driver. now, which peddle makes me go vroom?
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www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
Slow_Jo - Twitch
Hello? Is this thing on? Hi! I'm Slow Jo! wait, you probably already know that. I play mostly cozy games, because I have the hand eye coordination of a brick. but on the off chance I play a big kid g...
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December 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
American Truck Sim into 2026. Don't worry, I'm a professional driver. now, which peddle makes me go vroom?
www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
I's still sleepy after all that left over turkey, so lets play some demos!
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www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
Slow_Jo - Twitch
Hello? Is this thing on? Hi! I'm Slow Jo! wait, you probably already know that. I play mostly cozy games, because I have the hand eye coordination of a brick. but on the off chance I play a big kid g...
www.twitch.tv
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I's still sleepy after all that left over turkey, so lets play some demos!
www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
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I dunno where you are on the naughty or nice list, but Santa gave you this stream for Christmas. Take that for what it is...
www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
Slow_Jo - Twitch
Hello? Is this thing on? Hi! I'm Slow Jo! wait, you probably already know that. I play mostly cozy games, because I have the hand eye coordination of a brick. but on the off chance I play a big kid g...
www.twitch.tv
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I dunno where you are on the naughty or nice list, but Santa gave you this stream for Christmas. Take that for what it is...
www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
Come meet Novabat as we play games. And also question how we stay happily together 😆
www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
Slow_Jo - Twitch
Hello? Is this thing on? Hi! I'm Slow Jo! wait, you probably already know that. I play mostly cozy games, because I have the hand eye coordination of a brick. but on the off chance I play a big kid g...
www.twitch.tv
December 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Come meet Novabat as we play games. And also question how we stay happily together 😆
www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
When your Christmas cactus actually blooms around Christmas.
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
When your Christmas cactus actually blooms around Christmas.
I no longer use online personality tests for self discovery.
I just look at what the advertisement algorithm offers me.
I just look at what the advertisement algorithm offers me.
December 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I no longer use online personality tests for self discovery.
I just look at what the advertisement algorithm offers me.
I just look at what the advertisement algorithm offers me.
Sometimes the universe just sends you a lil reminder to you that you are love and loved.
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Sometimes the universe just sends you a lil reminder to you that you are love and loved.
The phenomenon of wanting to squeeze something hecka cute to death, is called Cute Aggression. And you're kinda cute 😍
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HEY GOOGLE, HOW DO I STREAM?
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November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The phenomenon of wanting to squeeze something hecka cute to death, is called Cute Aggression. And you're kinda cute 😍
www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
www.twitch.tv/slow_jo
Dear McDonald's,
Why is your toilet paper so small and transparent, yet has the texture of 40 grit sandpaper?
What sorcery is this?! And why are you using your powers for evil?!
Why is your toilet paper so small and transparent, yet has the texture of 40 grit sandpaper?
What sorcery is this?! And why are you using your powers for evil?!
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November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Dear McDonald's,
Why is your toilet paper so small and transparent, yet has the texture of 40 grit sandpaper?
What sorcery is this?! And why are you using your powers for evil?!
Why is your toilet paper so small and transparent, yet has the texture of 40 grit sandpaper?
What sorcery is this?! And why are you using your powers for evil?!
Home is where I shed my socially acceptable layer, and release my true inner bog goblin. Pants are an option at best.
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Home is where I shed my socially acceptable layer, and release my true inner bog goblin. Pants are an option at best.
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I'm going to need everyone to calm down, and not have a cow.....🐄
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm going to need everyone to calm down, and not have a cow.....🐄
My ancestors defeated large prey animals, forged new lands to create a home, and fought in wars to defend it all.
Meanwhile, I find myself immediately out of commission from anxiety poops, triggered by a small problem.
Meanwhile, I find myself immediately out of commission from anxiety poops, triggered by a small problem.
jimmy neutron says that his ancestors are shamed again in a cartoon
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October 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My ancestors defeated large prey animals, forged new lands to create a home, and fought in wars to defend it all.
Meanwhile, I find myself immediately out of commission from anxiety poops, triggered by a small problem.
Meanwhile, I find myself immediately out of commission from anxiety poops, triggered by a small problem.
When the children have been using your Spotify account, and the algorithm has taken note.
October 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
When the children have been using your Spotify account, and the algorithm has taken note.
Some exceptional marketing was done for them to know exactly what my children's passions and hobbies are.
October 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Some exceptional marketing was done for them to know exactly what my children's passions and hobbies are.
Fellow trashy people!
This post is to let the 3 people who follow me know that today's stream time will be pushed back to this evening around 8-9pm mountain standard, as I won't be streaming from our usual dumpster.
Until then friends, stay trashy.
This post is to let the 3 people who follow me know that today's stream time will be pushed back to this evening around 8-9pm mountain standard, as I won't be streaming from our usual dumpster.
Until then friends, stay trashy.
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October 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Fellow trashy people!
This post is to let the 3 people who follow me know that today's stream time will be pushed back to this evening around 8-9pm mountain standard, as I won't be streaming from our usual dumpster.
Until then friends, stay trashy.
This post is to let the 3 people who follow me know that today's stream time will be pushed back to this evening around 8-9pm mountain standard, as I won't be streaming from our usual dumpster.
Until then friends, stay trashy.