Pumpkin Spice Laura
@slowlaurus.bsky.social
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🩷💙💜 criminologist ✨ romance and SFF writer (words in Band of Bards DSoP) ✨ freelance copy-editor ✨ hobby baker ✨ #RomComMarch host 2025 ✨ she/her 🇩🇪
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Mel’s words are so beautiful!
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POLDARK/SHOGUN/WHEEL OF TIME

Enemies to friends 🤜🏼🤛🏾
Betrayal & vengence 🗡️
Slow burn 🔥
Shifter vs soldier 🦊
Power-mad sorceress 🥷
Flintlocks & uprising  ⚔️
Dragons & tigers 🐉
Sinister magical devices 💣
Immortality vs reincarnation
City in the Sky 🌩️

#DVPit #A #F #POC #WOC
A moodboard with 9 images. Top row: a blood moon; a woman head bowed in thought, silhouette framed in fire glow; someone presents a simple black mask, there are bright orange lights behind.
Middle row is the same sunrise from the first image.
Bottom row: Amita Suman as Inej Ghafa in Shadow and Bone, bathed in a blue green light, looking over her shoulder for danger, hair awry; middle image is of a sinister dark green forest; final image is Aidan Turner as Ross Poldark, half his face cast in shadow.
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E. OLIPHANT x MINISTRY OF TIME

In a light #spec near-future, high-masking autistic lesbian Emily must decide between the job of a lifetime, which might cost her her health, or the love of a lifetime, who might not accept who she is when she unmasks.

#DVPit #A #LF #LGBT #ND
slowlaurus.bsky.social
Mara is such a badass — with a heart of (standby) gold 😆
slowlaurus.bsky.social
ONE LAST STOP x DANI BROWN

🩷#upmarket genre-blend
💜 #own bi pride
💙 naughty puns

When Iris wakes up in her past, her decisions alter her present. To keep her perfect man, she must relive her breakups, but this time, make the right choices.

#DVPit #A #R #CR #LGBT #ND
A pink neon sign: All we have is now
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ONE LAST STOP x TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE

“To give herself the perfect present, Iris must fix her past.”

When Iris wakes up in her past, her decisions alter her present. To keep her man, she must relive her breakups, but this time, make the right choices.

#DVPit #A #R #CR #LGBT #ND
slowlaurus.bsky.social
E. OLIPHANT x SHARKS IN THE TIME OF SAVIORS

A high-masking lesbian learns to navigate how her autism affects her life and relationships

✨light #spec future
👬NEVER LET ME GO meets the gig economy
🫰anti-capitalist
🌈queer pride
🔪prison reform advocacy
🇺🇸American Dream critical

#DVPit #A #LF #LGBT #ND
slowlaurus.bsky.social
This book is such a beautiful representation of disability and queer love!
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HEMLOCK QUEEN X PRINCE OF THIEVES but make it GAY

🏹A disabled huntress with a stubborn streak
🖤A found family made of rebels
👑Two tyrant queens to overthrow
💀A legion of corrupted, undead henchmen

Thea must topple the queens or join the rotting legion herself

#DVpit #YA #F #OWN #LGBT #DIS #CI
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You're pitching again! I love to see it!
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If you love Dungeons and Dragons, this is THE book for you!
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Hype playlist - Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 ost 🎶

Meet the Party!
(If the cast were D&D classes)
✨ Yearning Sorcerer
🔥 Flammable Warlock
⚔️ Dungeon Master Fighter
🎻 Grumpy Bard
🖤 Shy Ranger & her Shadow Corgi
❄️Bubbly Cleric
#DVPit #YA #F
A moodboard with a gray blue background, light yellow flecks, and a variety of images and scraps of paper taped to each. At the top, one scrap says “Meet the Party.” On the left, an image of a cloaked figure pulling up their hood, silhouetted by a window. Scrap of paper is labeled “Shy Ranger + Shadow Corgi” above is a profile of a woman with long white hair and her label says “Bubbly Cleric” Near the bottom, bare feet walk through flaming coals as sparks jump into the air. Her label says “Flammable Warlock” next to it is an image of a fencing foil’s guard. The note says “Dungeon Master + Fighter” directly above is a pale image with a white hand. The fingers are stained black. The note says “Yearning Sorcerer” to the right is a silhouette of person playing the violin. The note says “Grumpy Bard” A color search is in the upper left corner and a set of 5 crystals is a graphic in outlines in the lower right corner.