M Land
slownumbers.bsky.social
M Land
@slownumbers.bsky.social
I run New York’s only home brewing shop. www.foreverhomebrewing.com
Time for my once a month check in. Would like to not forget this as much, but who has the time? I, sadly, do not.

I still miss you all and I'll be back from time to time.
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Well what happens when you forget a social media channel for seven months? Life goes on.
October 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
It’s finally nice enough to sit outside while my kids are obnoxious at the playground. What a day.
March 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
We are hosting a Super Bowl party for a bunch of third grade boys. Lord help us.
February 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Why is it that the first food you want after recovering from a stomach bug is the greasiest thing you can imagine?
February 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I know I shouldn’t wish karma on other kids, but when the bus bully comes home w a broken nose you just hope he learns a thing or two.
February 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Waiting for your kids soccer practice to end is its own special level of hell.
February 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I haven been on Amtrak in years and I feel like it used to be nicer?
February 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Shopping at clothing stores with your children might be the most exhausting thing ever.
January 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I can’t tell if I’m catching a cold, exhausted, or both. Guess tonight will be a whiskey night.
January 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I think my kiddo fell asleep in the bathroom. He’s been in there a while and it’s silent. Should I be worried?
January 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I guess no matter what gloves I wear my hands are going to be cold until May.
January 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I think I’ve finally reached the age where I need to bring a cushion to sit on while at my kid’s footy training.
January 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Ever been on a city bus and want to yell “WHICH ONE OF YOU NASTY MFERS SHIT YOURSELF?”

Just me?

Because someone on this bus totally shit themselves.
January 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
There is absolutely nothing that is as much fun as spending four hours at a trampoline park that’s got the AC running in January. I just wish they served beer.
January 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Keurig coffee machines: why do they suck so bad? Why do I either get half a cup of coffee or a tidal wave across the counter?
January 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Stop asking me what’s up, bluesky. It’s obviously my blood pressure and my existential dread.
January 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Nothing like getting sick on Christmas to drive home the festive mood.
December 26, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Nothing will ever be as boring as waiting for a courier to come and pick up a parcel slated for delivery. I’d actually rather watch paint dry.
December 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Anther wonderful weekend day with one recovering-from-illness kid that’s preventing us from leaving the house. This is everything I ever thought it would be.
December 15, 2024 at 6:14 PM
It’s great, only been here a few weeks and already getting all the bot follow requests. Good times.
December 12, 2024 at 8:28 PM
So I opened a home brew shop. It has things for sale and you can buy them. Even if you don’t want anything you can buy me a beer. Www.foreverhomebrewing.com
December 11, 2024 at 9:54 PM
You know what I really miss? Backlit laptop keyboards. Damn those were helpful.
December 10, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Who know? Apparently the thing that will make my kids eat everything on their plate is homemade gravy.
December 6, 2024 at 12:28 AM