Aaron Benoit
@slowpass.bsky.social
Zohran got almost as many votes as the population of Delaware
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Zohran got almost as many votes as the population of Delaware
Last season: Football is BACK in Washington
This season:
This season:
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Last season: Football is BACK in Washington
This season:
This season:
RIP D’Angelo
Pussy. The P is for Pussy.
Pussy. The P is for Pussy.
October 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
RIP D’Angelo
Pussy. The P is for Pussy.
Pussy. The P is for Pussy.
Still remember discovering this as a featured song on Napster
October 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Still remember discovering this as a featured song on Napster
There’s a significantly wider gap between the new Simpsons movie and the first one than between the first one and when the show was good
September 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
There’s a significantly wider gap between the new Simpsons movie and the first one than between the first one and when the show was good
They handed out fidget spinners for the first day of classes post cell phone ban
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
They handed out fidget spinners for the first day of classes post cell phone ban
Incredible! Google Maps finally realized I don’t have a problem walking to the G
September 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Incredible! Google Maps finally realized I don’t have a problem walking to the G
Nine Inch Nails from the arena where the Liberty brought New York its most recent championship
September 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Nine Inch Nails from the arena where the Liberty brought New York its most recent championship
Reese of the pieces
August 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Reese of the pieces
And then I excitedly click on it and it tells me I have to be subscribed to MGM+ or PBS Documentaries or some other bullshit
August 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
And then I excitedly click on it and it tells me I have to be subscribed to MGM+ or PBS Documentaries or some other bullshit
Truly is high time for the Commanders to go back to the best name in NFL history
July 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Truly is high time for the Commanders to go back to the best name in NFL history
Newborn Xenomorphs burst out of your chest. I suggest you do a bit more research into their life cycle before using them as a simile to slag off Kesha
July 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Newborn Xenomorphs burst out of your chest. I suggest you do a bit more research into their life cycle before using them as a simile to slag off Kesha
Business leaders meeting to discuss the Zohran problem
June 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Business leaders meeting to discuss the Zohran problem
Every Cuomo voter on the way to the polls, hopefully
June 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Every Cuomo voter on the way to the polls, hopefully
The end of Backlash like
May 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The end of Backlash like
I always forget that this was the original cover
May 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I always forget that this was the original cover
What an odd glass for a TGI Friday’s Bud Light
April 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What an odd glass for a TGI Friday’s Bud Light
Kevin Willard says it’s about time people stopped being angry at me for the shitty way I left
April 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Kevin Willard says it’s about time people stopped being angry at me for the shitty way I left
This picture is load bearing in more than one way
March 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This picture is load bearing in more than one way
Got a new document camera for my classroom that came with CDs and no other instructions for how to install the drivers
March 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Got a new document camera for my classroom that came with CDs and no other instructions for how to install the drivers
WrestleMania 41
Main Event Night 1: Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins vs. CM Punk
Main Event Night 2: Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena
Main Event Jey Uso:
Main Event Night 1: Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins vs. CM Punk
Main Event Night 2: Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena
Main Event Jey Uso:
March 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
WrestleMania 41
Main Event Night 1: Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins vs. CM Punk
Main Event Night 2: Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena
Main Event Jey Uso:
Main Event Night 1: Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins vs. CM Punk
Main Event Night 2: Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena
Main Event Jey Uso: