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slowride185

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Take it easy. Midwest born, raised and still here.

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slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · Dec 20

REMEMBER WHAT MTV TAUGHT US!!!!!!!!!!!

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slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 6h

The fact that Jeffries stays in the politician character the entire time just begs for an SNL skit

slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

Ever since that fly scene, I get really fuckin nervous if I see more than 3 flies in the house within a minute. I run to the windows just to be sure.

slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

Lee...Green...wood...Super...Bowl. Super Bowl half time, Lee Greenwood.

We march at dawn, this has to end.

slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

99% of OTHER things won't be counted tho, just this last, purely genuine 1% of holy life

slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

I would just keep talking and not stop to draw attention to it. Then when all of the media sites started replaying what I said, I would just lie and say I said something else and in a couple of hours the next scandal hits and no one will care.

slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

Just amateur hour in there

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air

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slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

Back in my day, we had to whittle those

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slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

I hate to admit this, but I think I could down that plate faster than it took me to type this. Everything on top of it too.

slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

Uh, that is like a white dude isn't it? If so, other white folk (and anyone else), should be aware that if they are just grabbing white folks too because of their POLITICAL affiliation, y'all understand what it gonna happen right

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slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna be pretty tough to figure out who the imposter is in these undercover ops.

slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that .

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slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

Here is a #sunset I took a picture of. Obviously.

#puremichigan #photography

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slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

My daddy always taught me to point my gun at people's ankles

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slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

I really wouldn't mind it if every weapon was melted down so no one had any. Of course, pro-weapon people would be rushing to make weapons out of the metal piles right away so they could dominate the rest of the people who were foolish enough to not want any.

Endless until it ends.

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slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

Except, that looks like a broom handle got dressed up

slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

Good thing they have chicken wire up there! Oh sorry, that is razor wire, my bad.

slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

Let me try this one more time...

They want your farm to go tits up so they can buy your land for pennies.

slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

HOW BOUT NOW THEN

a judge is sitting at a table in front of an american flag and pointing at something .

ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in front of an american flag and pointing at something .

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slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

This will make you realize things you didn't even realize.

youtu.be/rXXQTzQXRFc?...

I Tracked Down The Company Ruining Restaurants

YouTube video by More Perfect Union

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slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

*writing

slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

A lot of these folks are way too young to be meddling like this. The old man will be long dead when they are still here, and someone is going to answer for his bullshit.

slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

Taxes, haha that is fucking hilarious.

Criminals do not pay taxes.

slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

I was in a grocery store last week and behind me I heard this whistling noise/chime, and turned around to see a robot thing "standing" there waiting for me to move so it could continue on its way. I don't know what it was doing, but I assume it worked there.

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slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

By a lot safer, you mean infinitely safer than those things listed. Infinitely.

slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social · 1d

Milo looks like someone drew a cartoon dog and then made him real